The debate in my pants rages on: Tits or Ass? Tits? Or Ass?
Sofia Vergara recently tweeted this:
The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.
But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.
More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.
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Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.
She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”
Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!
The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for
Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.
More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.
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After being photographed sans top while enjoying a quick dip in her private pool, I thought it’d be hard for Joanna Krupa to top that. Thankfully, my capacity for imagination seems to have an inverse relationship according to how attractive I find the hottie. And I find Joanna Krupa very attractive.
Here she is hosting the launch of Hapari Swimwear at a Vegas Pool Party. Because, obviously. And by the looks of it, Joanna Krupa is very good at hosting pool parties. In fact, she’s got most of the items checked off the checklist.
- Look good in a bikini
- Invite some hoes
- Dance like a whore
- Take plenty of pictures
Yup, all the major items were taken care off. She even sucked on a tiny dick pop.
You’re so wild Joanna Krupa
Hahahaha! Look it’s like a tiny dick!
Damn, I bet Joanna Krupa knows how to get down.
More pics of the Polish beauty with a wild side after the jump.
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Since Kate Upton’s birthday earlier this week, we’ve already had a whole bunch of pics where her now 21 year old boobs almost popped out of her top on the set of The Other Woman. And now we’ve got some leftovers from her Body Paint feature in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Happy birthday to… us?
Man, Kate Upton’s birthday is resembling something more like Chanukkah, because the gifts just keep on coming. And while these pics might not have been good enough to make the magazine’s cut, they look perfectly fine to me.
And you all know that I’ve got a very discriminating eye when it comes to boobs.
When Kate Upton takes off her top, good things happen
Now that is what I call sideboob
Kate Upton’s boobs — the gift that just keeps on giving
To think she looked like this when she was 20. Imagine what she looked like at — Stop!
Riddle me this: How many body painters does it take to cover up Kate Upton’s private parts?
I like to think that the body paint is edible
More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs after the .gif. I mean jump.
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Neil Patrick Harris is the man. I will always hold a very special place in my heart for the man who played Doogie Howser, Barney Stinson and NPH, because not only can this man act, but he can also sing and dance!
And he’s one half of a gay couple I have no problem calling super cute. Really! Most of my friends think I’m a homophobe but it’s not true. I swear. In fact, it’s kind of hurtful that people think that way about me because I’m all for more gays. One less penis for me to compete with, amirite?
But let’s not get carried away here with all the NPH love. While he may have earned a shiny gold star for his nearly perfect hosting duties, Scarlett Johansson still takes the cake for “Best Looking”. As evidenced by her perfectly form fitting black dress and blazer ensemble — which only ScarJo could make sexy.
Scarlett Johansson is so hot that she could probably turn Neil Patrick Harris straight
I want to lick her face
Bonus points for signing the little Asian girl’s notepad
The good thing about showing up to the Tony Awards? No dudes will hit on you
Kinda makes you wish there was an Avengers musical coming out soon. No?
More pics of Scarlett Johansson bursting at the seams with sexy after the jump.
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Jessica Biel doesn’t make nearly as many headlines as some of her fellow hotties which is a goddamn shame since she’s been on my Top 10 list since she was playing the role of a preacher’s naughty daughter on 7th Heaven.
It’s always a pleasure whenever I come across photos of the underrated hottie — with an ass like whoa. In yoga pants. Walking her dogs. Dogs that look like they’d have a lot of fun using my testicles as chew toys. And it’d totally be worth it to get close to Jessica Biel.
Now that’s a cute little dog walking outfit
JT has everything I want — good hair, a great singing voice, and Jessica Biel
I ain’t looking at no dog holes
I see the light #MindTheGap
I don’t think Jessica Biel walks her dogs enough #DatAss
Boy, did Justin Timberlake do good for himself or what? That lucky bastard.
More pics of Jessica Biel showing off her sweet lil puppies after the jump.
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