I never looked at Adidas as a company that exuded sex – maybe it’s time I start.
Selena Gomez shot a kinda sexy little photoshoot for Adidas Neo which featured short shorts (!), knee high socks(!!) and bubbles (!!!). She looked great and if Adidas doesn’t sell a single pair of sneakers, at least they’ll always have this.
If you don’t like bubbles, you’re dead inside
This photo has two things I’d very much like to pop
It takes about four guys to photograph Selena Gomez blowing bubbles
“Yo girl, that’s a nice bubble”
More pics of Selena Gomez rocking the three stripes after the jump.
“Maize RAGE!!!” — not to be confused with “Boner RAGE!!!”
Nikki Leigh is most definitely rooting for Michigan over Louisville in tonight’s NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship game.
At least, that’s how I like to imagine it.
Nikki Leigh (if you ain’t already know) is a gorgeous sun-kissed blonde, typical of the type of girl that Playboy loves to feature in between the sheets of their glossy magazine — not that there’s anything remotely wrong with that. In fact, if I had any sort of input into who Playboy featured, I’d say, “More Nikki Leigh”. Because, well, she looks awesome wearing Michigan’s Maize & Blue, doesn’t she?
Not to be such a homer though, I’ve also included Nikki Leigh posing in other school colors. If you’re into rooting for losing squads. Or maybe you just like girls in knee high socks. Which, like, duh.
Nikki Leigh could dribble my balls any day
That headband looks a little tight…
Dude, she can totally palm a basketball
Um, uh, who’s Michigan playing again… Oh yeah, that’s right
More pics of Nikki Leigh in athletic gear and some great pics of her cleavage in various stages of undress after the jump.
Ariana Grande is a sweetheart. You know how I know that? Because look at her… She is absolutely adorable. A cutie pie. A nice looking girl you could bring home to meet the folks at Thanksgiving dinner. The type of girl who, after dinner, you’d take up to your childhood bedroom and bang the shit out of while you keep your hand over her mouth because your parents are in the room next door and it only took a Skin Diamond video (or two) before you remembered just how thin the walls were. Yeah, Ariana Grande is that kind of girl.
You kind of have to respect a guy who made his bones exploiting his creepy uncle persona for years as the perv behind American Apparel and its sexualized ads. And now, he’s somehow turned that whole sexual predator episode into extravagant gigs working with some of the hottestmostdesired models in the fashion business. Like Miranda Kerr.
I want to do terrible, terrible things to Miranda Kerr
But really, #@$% this guy.
How many twenty-somethings do I need to rape before I get to photograph Miranda Kerr wearing nothing but thigh-high boots for Harper’s Bazaar?
#GoodGod Miranda Kerr makes me think bad thoughts
I’ve already embraced my perv, is it time I embrace the inner pedo in me?
Because what I discovered while I was masturbating furiously to skimming these admittedly awesome pictures was that the pairing of Terry Richardson’s camera and the super-high contrast in lighting with Miranda Kerr’s adorable dimples are the perfect match. Miranda Kerr has that appeal that give pedophiles pause — the small tits, the cherub cheeks, and overall cuteness is the perfect package for a photographer who loves to capture his barely clothed subjects in that sort of seedy, kind of naughty, but really crisp aesthetic that looks like it belongs in the basement of some kiddie porn factory.
Terry Richardson, I may hate and want your life but I can definitely appreciate your work. Thank you for helping me discover my inner pedo.
More pics of a half-naked Miranda Kerr in black & white after the jump.