Tag Archives: Kathleen Ledecky

The Olympics Games have been getting all sorts of attention.

But not one anal-yst has asked the real tough question which isn’t, “Are we supposed to feel bad that some of the better-looking athletes representing the United States aren’t even old enough to buy cigarettes or the latest issue of SWANK?” but rather –

Underage Team USA Olympians — Would you… with no rubbers?

There’s the youngest Team USA Olympian, Kathleen Ledecky (15):

Man, what was I doing while all my time when I was 15? Oh, right…

There’s Table Tennis sensation, Ariel Hsing (16):

The Asian-American Sensation

There’s the best vaulter in the world, McKayla Maroney (16):

Did you see her stick that landing?

There’s multiple World Record holder, Missy Franklin (17):

First name Missy, last name Franklin

There’s incoming Notre Dame freshman with a sword, Lee Kiefer (18!):

She’s 18, so I guess it’s okay!

And finally there’s our very own horse whisperer, Reed Kessler (18!!):

Thank God she’s 18!

How old is too old, I mean young. How old is too young?

Seriously, I think I need to go jump into a cold shower. Or a vat of hot acid. Whichever gets rid of all these dirty, dirty thoughts faster.