The Olympics Games have been getting all sorts of attention.
But not one anal-yst has asked the real tough question which isn’t, “Are we supposed to feel bad that some of the better-looking athletes representing the United States aren’t even old enough to buy cigarettes or the latest issue of SWANK?” but rather –
Underage Team USA Olympians — Would you… with no rubbers?
There’s the youngest Team USA Olympian, Kathleen Ledecky (15):
There’s Table Tennis sensation, Ariel Hsing (16):
There’s the best vaulter in the world, McKayla Maroney (16):
There’s multiple World Record holder, Missy Franklin (17):
There’s incoming Notre Dame freshman with a sword, Lee Kiefer (18!):
And finally there’s our very own horse whisperer, Reed Kessler (18!!):
How old is too old, I mean young. How old is too young?
Seriously, I think I need to go jump into a cold shower. Or a vat of hot acid. Whichever gets rid of all these dirty, dirty thoughts faster.