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George Clooney Broke Up With Bad Ass Broad Elisabetta Canalis

George Clooney is either the man or just an incredibly lucky man.

For 2 years, George Clooney was boning Elisbetta Canalis. Now he’s free to bone whoever he wants. And luckily for me, so is she. She’s single, so there’s definitely a chance there. I’m not saying it’s a realistic chance, but still… there’s a chance. And when you’ve got an ass like that, I’m not gonna not try.

You want to know what drew Georgie to Elisabetta Canalis in the first place? She’s got “anal” in her name. A sure sign of the fun to come.

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