Boo Boo is looking fine on the cover of Playboy. The leaked cover of Playboy. Which she was planning on showing off during the Ellen show — which is a show for stay-at-home moms hosted by a butch lesbian comedienne… Interesting.
Wasn’t Lindsay Lohan gay for a little bit? Oh right, in between her third arrest and her first stint in jail. That sounds right. Why am I in love with her again?
Oh right, she’s looking good again. Hmmph, I see Photoshop not only gets rid of coke wrinkles but it can also make freckles disappear too. Amazing!
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OMG! OMG! OMG!
I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. The love of my life has agreed to pose naked for Playboy. For a reported $750,000-$1,000,000. That’s six zeros. For a naked spread that she’s already done for New York Magazine.
Freak in the sheets
Who’s negotiating for Hugh Hefner? If it were me, I’d have just thrown Lindsay a bag of blow and gone from there. Compromise is important, and when your ability to negotiate is compromised by your ability to snort grainy cocaine, then we’ve got a deal.
Anyways, thank you Playboy. You’ve just made my year.
Check out LiLo’s tits. They’re awesome. Obviously NSFW after the jump.
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Holly Madison, of Playboy fame, recently insured her tits for a nice and round $1M.
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not? Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets .” (People)
Her tits, which are filled with only the world’s best silicone, must have magical powers. They must cure cancer. They must hold the secrets to attaining World Peace. I mean, how else could you explain Lloyd’s of London insuring a pair of fake 36Ds? Oh, you’ve got pics? Why yes, I’d be happy to judge ‘em for myself.
Are Holly Madison’s Tits Worth $1M? (NSFW)
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NSFW pics after the jump.
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Crystal Harris was Playboy’s Miss December 2009. She was engaged to Hugh Hefner no more than 24 hours ago. But after calling off the wedding to America’s favorite media magnate just five days prior to the wedding date, Crystal Harris pulled out at the absolute last second. That’s better than most athletes can say.
While disappointed, Hef seems to be taking the break-up like a champ.
For Crystal Harris, this means that real life is just around the corner. No more sunbathing at The Mansion in Holmby Hills Los Angeles. No more weekly allowance for just being pretty. No more nude magazine spreads for you. No more being in the news for being engaged to the most powerful 85 year old in media. Life is hard. Luckily, Crystal Harris has got a plan. She’s launching a music career. Her first single is now out on iTunes. Good luck with that!
Crystal Harris — Would you…with no rubbers?
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