Heather Graham’s tits just don’t quit
When you cast Heather Graham to be in your summer blockbuster comedy, you can rest easy knowing that you’ve got the hardest working pair of tits in show biz. Not even a full week after parading around Westwood did Heather Graham’s amazingly ageless cleavage make yet another appearance at the London premiere for The Hangover Part III.
And if you couldn’t tell, fans were super excited to see them in person. They even took time out to sign some autographs and pose for some pictures. Fans always appreciate that, so it’s easy to see why I’m such a big fan of Heather Graham’s tits.
Two big, soft reasons to watch “The Hangover Part III”
That fan’s iPhone just got the best picture ever
Heather Graham’s tits want to know where Chow plans on putting that tongue
I’m telling ya, you’re looking at the hardest working pair of tits in the industry.
More pics of Heather Graham’s perfect cleavage after the jump.
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“Hot Damn!” indeed
I just received my June 2013 issue of Maxim with Heather Graham on the cover. And let me just tell you that she looks goddamn incredible. My God! I don’t know what kind of voodoo magic that Heather Graham is into but judging by the photoshoot she’s somehow found a way to look as hot today, at 43(!), as she did when she was rollerskating her way into our cold, dark hearts way back when.
Tiny lingerie and never getting tan must be the secret to everlasting youth
And to prove that it wasn’t all Photoshop and perfect lighting, Heather Graham showed up to the Westwood premiere for The Hangover Part III looking as yummy as ever. And even though Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera are younger, Heather Graham showed everyone that no matter what you should always show off your tits. Even if they are 43 years old.
Heather Graham is getting me all sorts of excited. For “The Hangover Part III”
Heather Graham still has the breasts of a twenty-something
I think I may just be getting hornier #GoodGod
More pics of Heather Graham looking as tight as ever after the jump.
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The Hangover Part III is coming out this weekend. But after the abortion of a sequel that was The Hangover Part II, I wasn’t all that excited to see the next and final movie in The Wolfpack’s trilogy of debaucherous misadventures. Until today.
So, what changed? Well, Warner Bros. invited Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera to the Westwood premiere of The Hangover Part III and they’re plenty reason enough to pay $15 for a single ticket to sit in a large dark room by yourself.
The only redeeming factor in “The Hangover 2″
Asian sideboob! Rarer than spotting Big Foot
Here’s the genius in WB’s marketing ploy: Naya Rivera isn’t even in “The Hangover 3″
Naya Rivera’s accessory for the night were those fantastic abs
Yeah, I’d say Warner Bros.’ marketing ploy is working.
More pics of Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera after the jump.
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Rosario Dawson is a very good-looking and very talented actress. That much is true. But for some reason, she’s not yet at the level equal to where she is universally recognized and appreciated for her talents. This is concerning.
It’s hard not to like Rosario Dawson
I’m really hoping Rosario Dawson gets there one day
But not at all surprising. Like Eva Longoria, Rosario Dawson had an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction at the Cannes Film Festival. But unlike Eva Longoria, Rosario Dawson wore underwear. This is why Rosario Dawson, while recognized, is not as universally loved as Eva Longoria. Sad, but true.
Like any good sport, she was able to laugh the whole panty flash off
Should’ve followed Eva Longoria’s lead and left the panties at home
I’m on your side but you gotta step your game up, Rosario Dawson.
More pics of Rosario Dawson after the jump (NSFW).
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Eva Longoria is one of my favorite people in the world.
Not only is she gorgeous but she’s also a hard-worker who knows that everything she has was earned through her determination and belief in herself. You don’t go from behind the counter at Wendy’s to one of the most desired women in the world without a little elbow grease and some incredible work ethic. So, unlike the countless hordes of celebrities who have absolutely no talent but somehow found themselves in a higher tax bracket, Eva Longoria is like a breath of fresh air. And she’s #@$%ing fearless.
During the Cannes Film Festival premiere for Jimmy P, Eva Longoria had a little mishap with her dress as she tried to make her way across a small puddle on the red carpet. And like any sex symbol should, Eva Longoria didn’t wear any underwear that day, so she flashed us her bare cooch. And she looked fantastic.
Eva Longoria could make any red carpet look good
That over-the-shoulder look of hers is unmatched
The best part of that tiny little booty is that it was “Made in the US of A”
Of course, Eva Longoria wouldn’t let a little slip-up like that ruin her evening. Even though there was a puddle on the red carpet. Look at that yo-yo string!
Hit the jump for the NSFW pics
Eva Longoria flashed us her cooch while she was on her period. Which is crazy because I always thought women as good-looking as her never have periods.
More pics of Eva Longoria after the jump (NSFW).
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Christina Aguilera has finally got back into the good graces of society and it only took shedding off a shit ton of weight for that to happen. Good for her!
After being pelted with fat jokes during her entire run as a judge on The Voice, Christina Aguilera showed up to the Billboard Music Awards looking fit and thin and healthy and thin and, quite simply, the best she’s looked in a long, long time. Shedding about 140 pounds will do that. And by the looks of it, she looks happy. Which is all the scientific proof I’ll ever need to convince every fat girl I meet to stop eating altogether if they want to be happier. It’s science!!!
Yup, even Pitbull approves of the thinner Christina Aguilera
The thing about losing weight is that your tits will still look great after the weight loss
What will all the bloggers write about now that they can’t use fat jokes?
“Victory!”, shouted Christina Aguilera and all her horny male fans
If Christina Aguilera did it, so can you.
More pics of Christina Aguilera looking as good as she used to after the jump.
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