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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bought A Pregnancy Test Then Went Out For Hookah With Porn Star Riley Jensen

Posted on May 14, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.

She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!

Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)

But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.

James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham

Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?

This is just asking for some trouble

Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?

More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.

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Rapper Danny Brown Knows How To Perform (NSFW)

Posted on May 3, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Minneapolis? Shit, Minneapolis gets down

Underground rapper Danny Brown knows how to give his fans a good show. Known for his clever wordplay and his well-known affinity for licking vagina, Danny Brown’s show at Minneapolis introduced Danny Brown to the rest of the world. And it’s about damn time because he’s light years ahead of other rappers, lyrically.

DANNY BROWN LITERALLY GOT HIS DICK SUCKED ON STAGE AND SHE WAS DEEP THROATING—
claireヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3 (@Clarbini) April 27, 2013

And because he gets jaw while performing at his concerts. YOLO!

Now, there’s been a lot of noise (mostly from Kitty Pryde) claiming that that whole “thing” that happened at the Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis last Friday night was actually a sexual assault.

Uh, right. And I’m not a shameless pervert.

Hit the jump for the NSFW photo.

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Amanda Bynes Tweeted Topless Pics (NSFW)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Long hair don't care
twitpic.com/cnhlbk—
Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 02, 2013

Sometimes when you’re on, you’re just #@$%ing on.

Yesterday, I spent half the day looking at Amanda Bynes’s twitpics before posting them up on the site. It proved to be a worthwhile decision as Amanda Bynes kept the balling rolling by tweeting topless pics of her glorious fat tits today. And then news broke that a concerned friend called the cops on her. And then fellow blonde Jenny McCarthy got involved.

Looks like my Would You Wednesday post might’ve been up a bit prematurely.

Give me five minutes and I could totally make those stockings disappear

The good thing about Amanda Bynes getting fat a little bit? It left her with fat tits

What is that? Is she wearing underwear on top of underwear?

Damn, I can’t be the only one who hates when that happens.

NSFW pic where you can kind of see Amanda Bynes’s nip after the jump.

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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Promises To Show You That The Best Way In Is Through The Backdoor (NSFW)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.

Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.

Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:

Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt

If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.

As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?

All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on May 1, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Amanda Bynes has been scaring half of America lately with her crazy behavior. And, quite frankly, it’s getting to be a little distracting. It’s also been sorta scary to witness the very public downward spiral that the former child star has been experiencing. I imagine things are super difficult for her, but that’s that “Hollywood Life” that she chose.

To quote this week’s very funny episode of Veep, Amanda Bynes has been “pumped and dumped by the fame monster” and I don’t know if she’ll ever bounce back to be the cheerful, chubby cheeked teen that had a real solid sense of comedic timing. A goddamn shame if you ask me.

Hopefully, this most recent twitpic of her in a bra is some sort of indication that she’s back on track.

About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I've gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!
twitpic.com/cn7gtx—
Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013

Or proof that she’s at least working hard to lose some of that weight she gained when she went crazy. I hear sorority girls refer to that as “The Kooky twenty”.

Amanda Bynes — Would you… with no rubbers?

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Got So Desperate That She Paid James Deen To Shoot A Porno Scene When She Could’ve Made One With Me For Free

Posted on April 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Teen Mom will and should go down as one of the most appalling displays of misguided entertainment and exploitation in American history.

Exhibit A: Farrah Abraham

“This is how I do homework” – Teen Moms everywhere

Here we have a mildly attractive teen who sought her 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to star in a reality series documenting her trials and tribulations after giving birth to her first child at 17. As soon as the cameras rolled, Farrah was transformed from mildly attractive girl with an extremely sad backstory (“Abusive mom, baby daddy dead 2 weeks before their baby’s birth, born and raised in Iowa…”) to desperate for money, attention-seeking reality TV mom.

It all starts with the somewhat professional bikini shoots along the beach.

Genuine smile. Fake tits

This is in no way an attempt to seek attention

Take notes, aspiring teens: “Sideboob will get you places”

Sunny, sandy, beach-y places

And then comes the sex tape scandal (“Just ask Octomom“) and before you know it, the world’s worst kept secret (“That she did in fact film a sex tape”) is being brought out in front of the firing squad. After days of denying that she had any part in an alleged sex tape that was being shopped around to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment, Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did indeed pay the ever popular male porn star James Deen to co-star in her sex tape.

I wonder if she did anal…

Which, like, girl, I totally would’ve done that fo’ free.

Of course, not all your problems can be solved by selling your sex tape to the highest bidder. But could you imagine if it could? Life would be so much better.