Lindsay Lohan is due back in rehab as ordered by Los Angeles Superior Judge James Dabney. The rehab stint was part of a plea deal Lindsay took in order to avoid further charges stemming from probation violations and a traffic accident. And what better way is there to prepare for a 90 day rehab stint than to travel to Brazil and party all through the week?
Without your bra.
Amazing work by the doctor. Great sideboob #burnyourbra
My goodness, Thank the Lord for the honorable Judge James Dabney for showing Lindsay some mercy. Had he thrown the book at her, not only would Lindsay Lohan probably be in jail right now but we, the public, would’ve never been able to put to rest the question of whether or not Lindsay ever did get a boob job. Finally, some closure (“Thank you. Thank you, Judge Dabney.”).
God, I’m gonna miss you boo. Take care of yourself in there. I’ll be waiting.
Lindsay Lohan’s tits may be fake but she’s so goddamn real
If your tits look like hers, you’d burn your bra too
Her friend saved her Pringles from the helicopter ride! I don’t know her but I love her!
More pics of Lindsay Lohan looking yummy after the jump.
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How’d this slip by me?
Looks like there might be another Kim Kardashian sex tape floating around. And maybe, just maybe, she’s doing more than just lying in bed while being violated by a
monster cock sensual serenade.
NoRubbers.tv is too big, even for Kim K's mouth.
Hit the jump for the uncensored version (NSFW).
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Us Weekly and several other gossip rags (and news sources!) have run out of things to report, leading to their breaking news of Beyoncé breastfeeding her newborn baby, Blue Ivy. Out in public. In a restaurant. Where people eat.
Beyoncé leaving the cafe with her now full baby
Apparently, this news has upset a lot of people. Even Jay-Z seems kind of upset that Beyoncé is breastfeeding.
"That's my tittie, yo."
All I want to know is where are the goddamn pictures of her breasts? I mean, just look at these titties! Who wouldn’t want to suck on these?
Beyoncé, after Blue Ivy was born - look at them titties!
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While the Ashton-Demi divorce story may have been getting a lot of traction because of one cheating spouse’s indiscretions, there seems to be a lot more salacious details squirming around underneath the sheets.
Cougar at her finest
According to Radar Online, Demi Moore is a sex fiend! The gossip rag implicates that Demi Moore was so crazy about vagina that there was a not-so-secret arrangement between herself and her much younger beau, Ashton Kutcher. Their “open marriage” allowed for Demi to have sex with women so long as she “needed” it, while allowing Ashton to maintain a certain amount of cachet by flirting, but not #@$%ing, with strangers. We all know how that ended.
How did Ashton Kutcher #@$% this whole “open relationship” up?
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Off on her merry way
Early yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was released from prison. She had turned herself in at 8:48 P.M. PST for probation violations stemming from her arrest for stealing a necklace from a jeweler in January, skipping out on therapy sessions, and for failing to perform her 480 hours of community service.
She was released less than 5 hours later at around 1:40 A.M. PST.
Well, lookee what I found here:
A checklist of helpful prison reminders for Lindsay Lohan.
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Blake Lively (NSFW) is free at last, thank God Almighty, she’s free at last!
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