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Angelina Jolie recently announced that she had undergone a double mastectomy, in order to prevent an 87% chance of developing breast cancer which she found out through a simple blood test. And I, for one, commend her brave decision.

I imagine having the procedure done must’ve been an incredibly difficult decision to make as a woman’s breasts have to be a great part of one’s image, and in Angelina Jolie’s case, a significant part of her image as a Hollywood sex symbol. So, bravo Angelina Jolie. It was an incredibly brave thing you did and to share your experience with the world will only inspire more women to take more preventative measures in their fight against breast cancer. Because as you wrote,

“… the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.”    (NY Times)

Yes, breast implants can be beautiful.

Now, let’s take a moment to reflect on an amazing pair of tits whose time with us was far too short.

I feel the same way, Angelina. Boobs are a terrible thing to lose

“Angelina Jolie’s boobs were always there to listen. Providing me with comfort.”

“And her sideboob. God, her sideboob was the best.”

“I’ll never forget the good times I’ve shared with her nipples.”

“And now I only hope they’re in a better place, smiling down on us.”

#@$% you, cancer. Don’t you dare try to take away that backside.

But at least baby still got that back. POW! POW!

A NSFW tribute to Angelina Jolie’s breasts after the jump.

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