Anthony Weiner has announced that he will resign today amidst the scandalous sexting and inappropriate behavior with a number of his most loose-lipped female supporters. No word yet on whether or not he will apologize for his lack of pimp game when flirting via text or email.
Either way, it looks like Weiner-gate is officially dead.
It's a me -- Anthony Weiner!
Ding Dong (NSFW)! The pol is dead.
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“Yes, it was my weiner.”
Anyone else disappointed that there was no “Deep Throat” involved in solving Weiner-Gate?
In a press conference yesterday, NY Congressman Anthony Weiner has finally come out and confessed to having sent the now infamous lewd photo of a bulge trapped in a pair of Calvin Klein undies. Apparently, this hasn’t been the first time he’s been casually conversating with his many female fans. According to an interview conducted by ABC News, he befriended Texas Democrat Meagan Broussard and hit her up without shame. Poke. Tweet. LIKE.
Now, if a college student or Texas Democrat weren’t enough fodder for the GOP, Weiner also pursued a Nevada Blackjack dealer and a porn star. Who knew Sin City and Silicone Valley had such a staunch Democratic base?
Looks like the Twitter Hacker has been falsely accused of yet another crime. Sorry, bro.
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