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Meet Heather Clem – Hulk Hogan’s Alleged Sextape Partner And Ex-Wife Of His Best Friend (NSFW)

Posted on October 5, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Hulk Hogan’s sextape has officially been leaked.

Eat your vitamins and say your prayers, because one day this can be you

And from that short little edited video, it looks pretty damn awesome. Seriously, I would have expected nothing less from Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Who else but Mr. America could capture my full-attention while complaining about having his son’s girlfriend’s twin sister asking to be his first #@$% after his divorce? And who else but The Hulkster could allegedly be boning his best friend’s ex-wife in a sextape that is now being auctioned off for sale to the highest bidder?

Hulk Hogan, that’s who.

So peep some pics of the very busty brunette(!!!), Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Bubba the Love Sponge and who everyone is alleging is the broad complimenting Hulk Hogan in that above screenshot. Brother.

Heather Clem looks like she ate her vitamins

Heather Clem really likes her dogs

Heather Clem is very naughty

Pen, anyone?

All bikini shots should be taken from this angle

Merry Christmas, you dirty little #@$%ers

A huge load of more Heather Clem pics after the jump.

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Remember Kids, Crystal Meth And Crisco Cooking Spray Don’t Mix

Posted on August 9, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Never leave home without it, especially when you’re looking for “a place to party”

A man was apprehended Monday when calls to Rock Island, Illinois police were made describing a man walking down the street wearing nothing but a towel. Witnesses also observed that the man was covered in Crisco cooking spray. Police confirmed that the spray can was tucked underneath the man’s armpits.

It was 3:27 A.M. when Rock Island police found Chad William Forber, a 41 year old registered sex-offender, wandering the city’s Financial District, holding onto nothing but his shorts. Which he was not wearing. But thankfully, he had enough sense to cover himself up with a towel.

When asked what the hell was going on, Forber replied that he was just “looking for a place to party”.

Of course it’s no surprise that they found meth in his pockets.

source= Gawker

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Tagged #@$%ing crazy, Chad William Forber, crazy, crazy #@$%er, crazy stupid news, Crisco, crystal, crystal meth, Don't Do Drugs, drugs, Gawker, high, meth, meth head, methamphetamine, Middle America

Annie Hawkins-Turner Owns The World’s Largest Set Of Natural Boobs

Posted on July 11, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Meet Annie Hawkins-Turner. She is a native of Atlanta, GA where she raises her two children. She is an entrepreneur and will be featured on the upcoming episode of TLC’s Strange Sex. She is the proud owner of 102ZZZ breasts.

Also, she goes by the name “Norma Stitz”.

With breasts that large, I can’t help but wonder how much back pain she will have to go through once she reaches the tender age of “old”. But so far, Norma Stitz has no plans to undergo breast augmentation nor does she want to.

Norma Stitz has enormous tits

And I commend her.

source= Gawker

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Tagged 102ZZZ, adult entertainment, all-natural, Annie Hawkins-Turner, boobies, boobs, breasts, crazy stupid news, fetish, Gawker, huge tits, natural breasts, Norma Stitz, Strange Sex, tits, titties, TLC, weird news

Brian McKnight Wants To Teach You How To Squirt

Posted on April 24, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Huge fan of "Squirting"

Brian McKnight has sure fallen off the map, hasn’t he? The one-time hit-maker has resurfaced, at least momentarily, to lend his soulful vocals to a song dedicated to… squirting.

It’s all at once sad and inspiring.

He has since taken it down, much to the disappointment of women who “didn’t know that it could work”. But I’m glad he attempted to put it out there. A song dedicated to female ejaculation? In the world of Rebecca Blacks, it’s refreshing to see ~~Wayne Brady~~ Brian McKnight crooning again.

Oh, you want me to tell you about squirting? Or gushing? Or female ejaculation? Why, it would be my pleasure.

Three and a half things you should probably know:

Her nickname is waterfalls

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Woody Harrelson Did Not Expect To Be Asked About That High School Prom He Might Have Crashed

Posted on February 7, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Allegedly.

"What'd you just ask me?"

On Feb. 3, 2012, troll-aggregator and internet meme oasis reddit hosted a AMA (Ask Me Anything) Q&A with Woody Harrelson.

Hi Reddit, it’s Woody here. I’m in New York today doing interviews for my new film RAMPART, which opens in theaters on February 10th. I’ll be checking in from 3-4EST today and will get to as many of your questions as I can, so start asking now! Be back soon.

Verification: https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/164478609665429504

It’s happening – I’m answering questions for about 15 minutes. Bring on the questions on Rampart!
https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/165511152082763776

Since the internet is full of creeps and generally no-good-bodies, Woody Harrelson left within 15 minutes in a presumably expletive-fueled rage due to being asked a question by one AndyRooney (no, not that Andy Rooney). The question:

I swear this is (allegedly) a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you (allegedly) crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You (allegedly) ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You (allegedly) didn’t call her afterwards. She (allegedly) cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you (allegedly) been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?

/I’m (allegedly) not kidding.