“In the Bright Pink Fushcia Corner, standing at 5 foot 2 inches and weighing in at 117 pounds, hailing from Palisades, New York…”
No, those aren’t the measureables of Wladimir Klitschko’s next boxing opponent. Those are the measurables of one Hayden Panettiere who just so happens to be his
goddamn fiancé rumored fiancé. Yeah bro, the cheerleader from Heroes is totally boning boxing’s Heavyweight Champion of the World.
Ask me what Wladimir’s measurements go like. C’mon, ask me. You ready? Okay. 6’6″. 245 pounds.
Yeah, life is totally unfair because looking at these bikini pics of her in Miami will make you wish you were the one finding ways to make up for that 16 inches in height difference.
She played the assistant coach’s really annoying daughter in “Remember the Titans”!
Getting plowed does wonders to your core
That shit eating grin is to remind you that you’re not Wladimir Klitschko
Look closely at that bikini bottom… Exactly, right?
I love tiny girls… unfortunately so does every other guy.
More pics of Hayden Panettiere’s perfect little body after the jump.
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I know, I know it’s barely Wednesday. Blah, blah, blah.
What can I say? Most of the sites that I vulture off of have been slow with any sort of news or gossip or gratuitous photos of half-naked girls and that can sorta put a real strain on putting up fresh new content that is mostly plagiarized or outright-ly copy and pasted (CTRL+C, CTRL+V for the nerds).
So, imagine my joy and happiness when I finally found a famous broad to feature as my Would You Wednesday. But that joy quickly turned into a slight rage because I remembered that it’s not 2002 anymore. Like everyone else, I found out that Avril Lavigne got engaged to some dude from Nickelback today. Yup, Nickelback. Wasn’t Avril’s entire persona based off of the fact that she was sorta punk rock? And isn’t Nickelback some band that everyone loves to hate because they’re not quite rock? And do you not see how little #@$%s I give?
Avril Lavigne used to bother me because I could never tell if I wanted to bone her or rape and kill her. If you asked me in 2004, I would’ve given you rape and kill but now… I kind of lost my attraction to emo chicks who still shop at Hot Topic back in the early 2000s. Right around the time when Kim Kardashian came onto the scene. Man, simpler times.
Avril Lavigne — Would you…with no rubbers?
More pics after the jump.
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Crystal Harris was Playboy’s Miss December 2009. She was engaged to Hugh Hefner no more than 24 hours ago. But after calling off the wedding to America’s favorite media magnate just five days prior to the wedding date, Crystal Harris pulled out at the absolute last second. That’s better than most athletes can say.
While disappointed, Hef seems to be taking the break-up like a champ.
For Crystal Harris, this means that real life is just around the corner. No more sunbathing at The Mansion in Holmby Hills Los Angeles. No more weekly allowance for just being pretty. No more nude magazine spreads for you. No more being in the news for being engaged to the most powerful 85 year old in media. Life is hard. Luckily, Crystal Harris has got a plan. She’s launching a music career. Her first single is now out on iTunes. Good luck with that!
Crystal Harris — Would you…with no rubbers?
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Well #@$%ers, looks like we’ve lost another one.
Kim KardASShian is engaged to Kris Humphries. Yup, it’s official — about as official as you’re going to get for $2 million and 20.5 carats. So an easy $2 mil is all it takes to get you your own reality show on E!, huh? Off the dog races!
World, welcome “The Mighty Humpdashian”.
Get it? ’cause Kim’s got an ass like a horse.
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