“In the Bright Pink Fushcia Corner, standing at 5 foot 2 inches and weighing in at 117 pounds, hailing from Palisades, New York…”
No, those aren’t the measureables of Wladimir Klitschko’s next boxing opponent. Those are the measurables of one Hayden Panettiere who just so happens to be his goddamn fiancé rumored fiancé. Yeah bro, the cheerleader from Heroes is totally boning boxing’s Heavyweight Champion of the World.
Ask me what Wladimir’s measurements go like. C’mon, ask me. You ready? Okay. 6’6″. 245 pounds.
Yeah, life is totally unfair because looking at these bikini pics of her in Miami will make you wish you were the one finding ways to make up for that 16 inches in height difference.
She played the assistant coach’s really annoying daughter in “Remember the Titans”!
Getting plowed does wonders to your core
That shit eating grin is to remind you that you’re not Wladimir Klitschko
Look closely at that bikini bottom… Exactly, right?
I love tiny girls… unfortunately so does every other guy.
More pics of Hayden Panettiere’s perfect little body after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
