Over the weekend, the newest entry into the Twilight “saga” was unleashed upon humanity. It grossed over $139.5 million. Its audience was mostly comprised of females (a stunning 80%) and women (60% older than 21). That is insane. You know how wet those seats must’ve gotten when that pasty-faced vampire sucker sauntered onto the screen? Sweet Baby Jesus…
$139.5 million is a ton of tickets. A lot of people went to this movie. I, thankfully, was not one of them.
Four things I’d rather do than watch Twilight:
1. Jump off a bridge
2. Make love to a venus fly trap
3. Drink the Kool-Aid
4. "Horse around" with Jerry Sandusky
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
