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Muammar Gaddafi Dead

Posted on October 20, 2011 by | 1 Comment

Libyan dictator and overall crazy #@$%er has been disposed.

Caught in a storm drain outside his house by rebel forces, Muammar Gaddafi has been pronounced dead. No word yet on the official spelling of his name.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on August 31, 2011 by | 1 Comment

Libya has finally been taken over after months of rioting. The rebels have won. They may have finally overthrown Gaddafi’s tyrannical regime and have taken their country back, but they’ve lost out on the “Claudia Schiffer of North Africa” — Gaddafi’s only biological daughter, Aisha Gaddafi.

A staunch supporter of her father’s regime and a globe-trotting lawyer for inhumane rights, she did represent Saddam Hussein’s regime during his trial, Aisha Gaddafi is kinda hot for a hate-mongerer.

Aisha Gaddafi — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Bombing Libya

Posted on March 21, 2011 by | 2 Comments

Over the weekend, Allied Forces (America, #@$% yeah!) went bombs away on Libya in an effort to squeeze out a surrender from Libya-anese? Libyan dictator General Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi. While the bombings continue, the endgame looks to be within reach. It’s only a matter of days before Tripoli will be overtaken by rebel forces, bringing an end to Gaddafi’s military regime. So, the big question isn’t whether Gaddafi will surrender…

Duh, winning.

No, it’s how do you spell his goddamn name?

The Library of Congress prefers spelling it “Muammar Qaddafi“. Hillary Clinton of the U.S. Department of State uses “Mu’ammar Al-Qadhafi“, although the White House and the New York Times both choose to spell it “Muammar el-Qaddafi“. Ask the Chicago Tribune or the Los Angeles Times and they’ll tell you it’s “Moammar Kadafi“. “Muammar Gaddafi” is the spelling used by TIME magazine, and BBC News. While the Associated Press, MSNBC, and CNN like to use “Moammar Gadhafi“. FOX News likes its versatility using both “Qaddafi” and “Gadhafi” — in the same article!

My brain just did this:

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Happy Birthday Dear Leader

Posted on February 16, 2011 by | Leave a comment

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il turns 69 today. Seems like only yesterday that he was born atop the sacred Baekdu Mountain on the wings of flying unicorns before sliding down a rainbow to lead his people into Third World supremacy… Time sure flies when you’re building a nuclear weapon.

Commemorating the day he ejected from his mother’s vagina 69 years ago, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will be holding their 15th annual Kimjongilia Festival for all its countrymen to revel in the glory that is Kim Jong-Illin’.

Illin' like a villian

Korean News Service reports that some “colorful events” will be taking place at the Kimilsungia-Kimjongilia Exhibition. Flowers, soldiers, guns, warheads, tanks, and schoolchildren will be on hand for the extravagant display of greatness. In a country where people are literally starving for a speck of rice, at least the world will know:

Ain’t no party like a North Korean party! Woot! Woot!

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