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Let’s Celebrate Erin Andrews Leaving ESPN For FOX

Erin Andrews is a total professional.

She talks to athletes. Smiles for the cameras. Knows how to pick out an outfit. Can dance. Has been seen naked. And sometimes she reports sports news.

For the past 8 years, she’s been doing her thang on the World Wide Leader, ESPN, but now that her contract was not renewed, she’s moving on to bigger and, hopefully, better thangs things. She’s moving to FOX, which she hopes brings with it more exposure and lots more responsibility. Good for her!

Here’s a swath of photos of the gorgeous sideline reporter, who we will miss dearly, until we figure out what channel FOX Sports is on.

The breast best in the biz

A great asset to any team

Wet t-shirt? Instant ratings jump!

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Nancy Grace Will Win Dancing With The Stars After Her Latest Fiasco

Nancy Grace is growing ever more popular as the competition continues to intensify on this season’s Dancing With The Stars. After winning hearts and minds over after an unfortunate”wardrobe malfunction“, Nancy Grace continues to show us what Middle America looks like — blonde, kinda chunky, and willing to let your bowels do the talking.

Her latest incident? She either farted real loudly or her stomach made that embarrassingly loud grumble sound that is often mistaken by middle schoolers as an angry fart. I see many adults have not learned to tell the difference.

Clips4Sale.com, a Fart Fetish site, has offered ABC money in exchange for the rights to the 3 second footage. They say they’re doing it to provide their ‘Flatulophiliac’ or ‘Fart Fanatic’ members with footage to get off on. I’m pretty sure Fart Fanatics can tell the difference between passing wind and having your intestines move. To say they’ll be disappointed wouldn’t be far from the truth.

Would You Wednesday

Last night, Nancy Grace’s boobs stole the show.

Last night, Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction.

Yes, there was some nipple.

Nancy Grace — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Who Would You Bang From This Season’s Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Kinda-Sorta Stars

Last night ABC released the roster for their upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. It’s kind of a big deal. Has been for a while now really. A cheap and fun way for pseudo-stars to remain in the limelight before their star fades away into obscurity. There’s a lot of attractive people on the list, and I want to #@$% some of ‘em, but you already know that.

I want to know out of the list, who would you want to #@$%?

I’m not into dudes but these next contestants can all get it. And I’ve doled out the odds in accordance to their chances of winning… or on how much I want to bang ‘em.

Judge for yourself.

Nancy Grace 1:150 odds

Chynna Phillips 1:50 odds

Ricki Lake 1:25 odds

Kristin Cavallari 1:2 odds

Elisabetta Cannalis 1:1 odds

Hope Solo 1:1 odds

Put a gun to my head and I have to say that Ron Artest Metta World Peace is gonna win the whole shebang.

Call me Metta World Peace -- Look at those arms!

Would You Wednesday

Kirstie Alley is back in the limelight, having finally competed Monday night on Dancing With The Stars. She looks like she’s having fun and not giving a #$@% about what people think of her dress size. Good for her. Most guys love a confident woman. I am not one of those guys. Sorry Kirstie.

Kirstie Alley — Would you… with no rubbers?

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