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Out Of All The TV Network Upfronts, CW Had The Best Looking Babes

Every year, TV stations will invite members of the press and major players from all the ad agencies to extravagant venues and make them sit and watch TV clips, while they announce their fall schedules. Sometimes the stars of that network’s hit shows will be on hand.

The CW, a network geared towards teenage girls, had the best looking babes show up.Which makes a lot of sense because no one likes having to watch ugly people on television, especially not teenagers.

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I have no idea what show about teenage angst and vampires Arielle Kebbel is on

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No way am I supposed to believe that AnnaSophia Robb turns into “Horseface”

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Damn, Maggie Q may be the oldest person under contract at The CW. Still so gorgeous

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Kristin Kreuk! Even Superman couldn’t lock up that body

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Damnit Nina Dobrev! I might have to start watching your show about vampires

If you can name all of the shows that Willa Holland, Claire Holt, Adelaide Kane, Danielle Campbell, Aimee Teegarden, Phoebe Tonkin, Arielle Kebbel, AnnaSophia Robb, Maggie Q, Kristin Kreuk and Nina Dobrev star on, then you are not in my target demographic.

More pics of The CW’s hidden horde of beautiful women after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr Don’t Need No Stinking Victoria’s Secret, Her Tits Are Looking Just Fine (NSFW)

Miranda Kerr is off to some start after her contract with Victoria’s Secret was not renewed. Not that I was too worried. She’s doing just fine. Thank you very much.

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“Sliding into a bathing suit and looking sexy. It’s like riding a bike” – Miranda Kerr

Clearly, Miranda Kerr hasn’t forgotten how to fit into itty bitty swimsuits and look sexy for the camera. And she seems to be in good spirits, considering that she’s already had what looks like an unfortunate(?) wardrobe malfunction on set. In fact, based off of these photos alone, it took Miranda Kerr a lot longer to realize that her tits were out than the P.A. whose initial instinct was to immediately grab a large sheet to cover Miranda Kerr’s chest with.

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I’ll admit that the P.A. knew shit was about to go down

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So tiny, yet so perfect!

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Shake it off, Miranda. Shake it off

Seriously, how was covering Miranda Kerr’s bare tits your first reaction?

More pics of Miranda Kerr’s itty bitties after the jump (NSFW). Also in .gif form!

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Let’s Thank Victoria Justice’s Mom For Giving Us A Not So Bad Looking Half-Sister In Madison Reed

Yesterday was Mother’s Day, and while I was out being a bad son, Victoria Justice was reminding her mother just how awesome she is.

Not only did Victoria’s mom, Serena Justice, give us the oh-so-gorgeous Victoria but she also popped out another not-so-bad looking daughter in Victoria Justice’s half-sister Madison Reed. And genetics, man. It’s a great thing.

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Runs in the family, I guess

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Mama Justice with her very pretty girls

I really hope Serena Justice had a great Mother’s Day. I mean, someone’s gotta thank her once a year, every year for giving the world Victoria Justice, amirite?

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I’d love to make Victoria Justice a mother in time for Mother’s Day next year

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Kiss kiss, bang bang

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“OMGee! Victoria Justice just waved to me”

“You got them good genes, girl.”

More pics of Victoria Justice with her sister Madison Reed after the jump.

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Is Anyone Else As Excited As I Am To See Margaery Tyrell And Daenerys Targaryen Hugging

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They like each other!

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Just like the plot of my unfinished fan fiction titled “Dragons in Highgarden”

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Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer) & Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) – Power Couple

Last night, Margaery Tyrell and Daenerys Targaryen ran into each other at the Moda Operandi & St. Regis Hotels & Resorts event in New York. They hugged. And they seemed really happy to see each other which is funny because that’s like every Game of Thrones fanboys’ wet dream come true.

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Margaery Tyrell of Highgarden — what would Granny say of the duck face?

But then they had to wake us up from that medieval fantasy by making duck faces :( .

More pics of the gorgeous pair after the jump.

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Miss Universe Olivia Culpo Forgot To Wear A Bra To The Great Gatsby Screening In New York City (NSFW)

It’s not too difficult to see why Olivia Culpo was crowned Miss Universe. Gorgeous eyes, a great smile and perfect brown nipples. It’s not rocket science. And thanks to F. Scott Fitzgerald, we all got a chance to see Olivia Culpo’s nipples.

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Gotta love “flash” photography!

The Great Gatsby is probably my favorite book. It tells the impossible story of how the actions of one man, driven to win back the one who got away, ruins the lives of everyone around him. It is an American classic.

But then Bahz Luhrmann had to go and make it into a shitty movie.

Thankfully, here’s Olivia Culpo showing up to the New York City screening at the MoMA in a see-through dress. A bold fashion choice, if there ever was one.

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Tell me Olivia Culpo didn’t show up to the premiere hopping out of a yellow cab

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I’d read all the American classics if Olivia Culpo showed up to all their movie screenings

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Look at that smile!

If there ever were such a thing as a perfect pair of light brown nipples, I’d like to think that Miss Universe Olivia Culpo has them.

More pics of Olivia Culpo and her super brave fashion statement after the jump (NSFW).

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All Day I Dream About Sex (ADIDAS) With Selena Gomez

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All Day I Dream About Selena – and those legs

I never looked at Adidas as a company that exuded sex – maybe it’s time I start.

Selena Gomez shot a kinda sexy little photoshoot for Adidas Neo which featured short shorts (!), knee high socks(!!) and bubbles (!!!). She looked great and if Adidas doesn’t sell a single pair of sneakers, at least they’ll always have this.

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If you don’t like bubbles, you’re dead inside

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This photo has two things I’d very much like to pop

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It takes about four guys to photograph Selena Gomez blowing bubbles

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“Yo girl, that’s a nice bubble”

ADIDAS!


More pics of Selena Gomez rocking the three stripes after the jump.

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