Eva Longoria is one of my favorite people in the world.
Not only is she gorgeous but she’s also a hard-worker who knows that everything she has was earned through her determination and belief in herself. You don’t go from behind the counter at Wendy’s to one of the most desired women in the world without a little elbow grease and some incredible work ethic. So, unlike the countless hordes of celebrities who have absolutely no talent but somehow found themselves in a higher tax bracket, Eva Longoria is like a breath of fresh air. And she’s #@$%ing fearless.
During the Cannes Film Festival premiere for Jimmy P, Eva Longoria had a little mishap with her dress as she tried to make her way across a small puddle on the red carpet. And like any sex symbol should, Eva Longoria didn’t wear any underwear that day, so she flashed us her bare cooch. And she looked fantastic.
Eva Longoria could make any red carpet look good
That over-the-shoulder look of hers is unmatched
The best part of that tiny little booty is that it was “Made in the US of A”
Of course, Eva Longoria wouldn’t let a little slip-up like that ruin her evening. Even though there was a puddle on the red carpet. Look at that yo-yo string!
Hit the jump for the NSFW pics
Eva Longoria flashed us her cooch while she was on her period. Which is crazy because I always thought women as good-looking as her never have periods.
More pics of Eva Longoria after the jump (NSFW).
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
