Eva Longoria is one of my favorite people in the world.
Not only is she gorgeous but she’s also a hard-worker who knows that everything she has was earned through her determination and belief in herself. You don’t go from behind the counter at Wendy’s to one of the most desired women in the world without a little elbow grease and some incredible work ethic. So, unlike the countless hordes of celebrities who have absolutely no talent but somehow found themselves in a higher tax bracket, Eva Longoria is like a breath of fresh air. And she’s #@$%ing fearless.
During the Cannes Film Festival premiere for Jimmy P, Eva Longoria had a little mishap with her dress as she tried to make her way across a small puddle on the red carpet. And like any sex symbol should, Eva Longoria didn’t wear any underwear that day, so she flashed us her bare cooch. And she looked fantastic.
Eva Longoria could make any red carpet look good
That over-the-shoulder look of hers is unmatched
The best part of that tiny little booty is that it was “Made in the US of A”
Of course, Eva Longoria wouldn’t let a little slip-up like that ruin her evening. Even though there was a puddle on the red carpet. Look at that yo-yo string!
Hit the jump for the NSFW pics
Eva Longoria flashed us her cooch while she was on her period. Which is crazy because I always thought women as good-looking as her never have periods.
More pics of Eva Longoria after the jump (NSFW).
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Christina Aguilera has finally got back into the good graces of society and it only took shedding off a shit ton of weight for that to happen. Good for her!
After being pelted with fat jokes during her entire run as a judge on The Voice, Christina Aguilera showed up to the Billboard Music Awards looking fit and thin and healthy and thin and, quite simply, the best she’s looked in a long, long time. Shedding about 140 pounds will do that. And by the looks of it, she looks happy. Which is all the scientific proof I’ll ever need to convince every fat girl I meet to stop eating altogether if they want to be happier. It’s science!!!
Yup, even Pitbull approves of the thinner Christina Aguilera
The thing about losing weight is that your tits will still look great after the weight loss
What will all the bloggers write about now that they can’t use fat jokes?
“Victory!”, shouted Christina Aguilera and all her horny male fans
If Christina Aguilera did it, so can you.
More pics of Christina Aguilera looking as good as she used to after the jump.
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Barbara Palvin is quite good-looking.
Before she turned 18, she was already walking down the fashion runway in Milan. She’s modeled for brands like Victoria’s Secret, Armani Exchange, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada, Miu Miu, Emanuel Ungaro, Vivienne Westwood, and appeared in several fashion publications throughout the world. But perhaps her biggest claim to stardom came when she was rumored to be the girl that caught Justin Bieber’s eye which led to his eventual split from girlfriend Selena Gomez.
If that’s what that rump looks like at 19, I can only wonder what it’ll look like at 26… yum
Don’t care if you disagree but nude stockings look great on any woman
But only Barbara Palvin can make granny panties look sexy
There’s just something in the water in Budapest…
And after thumbing through these pics of Barbara, I can’t say I blame the kid.
More pics of Barbara Palvin after the jump.
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It’s about time Kim Kardashian moved on
Because her little sister, Kendall, is doing it way better
It’s finally happened. The torch has been passed. From one Kardashian cash cow to a Jenner, the future earnings of the Kardashian clan now rests on the tiny shoulders of one Kendall Jenner.
And even though she’s only 17 (legal in several states!), I think she can handle it.
Kendall Jenner — Would you… with no rubbers?
More pics of Kendall Jenner at a photoshoot on the beach after the jump.
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It hasn’t even been a full two days since I shared the news that Miley Cyrus has got an ass now and she’s already gone parading it all around the internetz.
V Magazine, pulling at her crotch, flashing some butt cheek and displaying some wonderful underboob. Now, I don’t know about you but I like to think that Miley Cyrus is all grown up. Which is a good thing because boy, let me tell you, the things I’d love to do to her aren’t exactly legal across all 50 states.
Here she is in a photoshoot for
You know you’re all grown up once you start wearing your underwear nice and high
Thank God for your FUPA because those spikes look sharp
Is that your underwear or did I lose my chain in between your ass cheeks?
That’s some mighty fine underboob right there
In 2010, this tit squeeze all but announced that Miley Cyrus had grown up
Leave it to a girl from The Dirty, Dirty South to sell her cow for free, amirite? Ain’t your daddy teach you nothin’?
More pics after the jump.
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