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Amanda Bynes Tweeted Topless Pics (NSFW)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Sometimes when you’re on, you’re just #@$%ing on.

Yesterday, I spent half the day looking at Amanda Bynes’s twitpics before posting them up on the site. It proved to be a worthwhile decision as Amanda Bynes kept the balling rolling by tweeting topless pics of her glorious fat tits today. And then news broke that a concerned friend called the cops on her. And then fellow blonde Jenny McCarthy got involved.

Looks like my Would You Wednesday post might’ve been up a bit prematurely.

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Give me five minutes and I could totally make those stockings disappear

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The good thing about Amanda Bynes getting fat a little bit? It left her with fat tits

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What is that? Is she wearing underwear on top of underwear?

Damn, I can’t be the only one who hates when that happens.

NSFW pic where you can kind of see Amanda Bynes’s nip after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on May 1, 2013 by | 1 Comment

 Amanda Bynes has been scaring half of America lately with her crazy behavior. And, quite frankly, it’s getting to be a little distracting. It’s also been sorta scary to witness the very public downward spiral that the former child star has been experiencing. I imagine things are super difficult for her, but that’s that “Hollywood Life” that she chose.

To quote this week’s very funny episode of Veep, Amanda Bynes has been “pumped and dumped by the fame monster” and I don’t know if she’ll ever bounce back to be the cheerful, chubby cheeked teen that had a real solid sense of comedic timing. A goddamn shame if you ask me.

Hopefully, this most recent twitpic of her in a bra is some sort of indication that she’s back on track.

Or proof that she’s at least working hard to lose some of that weight she gained when she went crazy. I hear sorority girls refer to that as “The Kooky twenty”.

Amanda Bynes — Would you…CAMP_BOOK_2_0167would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-6would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-11 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-12 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-13 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-15 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-21would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-18with no rubbers?

More pics after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on February 15, 2012 by | 5 Comments

A real shitstorm has been brewing the past few weeks over this Lana Del Rey. And unless you’ve been living under a rock the past month, Lana Del Rey’s name has been everywhere. From features in magazines to bombing on SNL to features in magazines talking about how she bombed on SNL, this broad’s been shoved down our throats more times than pubic hairs.

And while the media circus has literally taken a steaming hot dump all over the formerly known as Lizzy Grant character, I couldn’t help but notice that this chick has got some really awesome lips and crazy eyes. And while she may not be blessed with the world’s greatest voice or a marketing team that actually knows what it’s doing, she’s got sex appeal.

Never discount the sex appeal of crazy eyes.

Lana Del Rey — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on August 17, 2011 by | 1 Comment

Next year’s election promises to be a real doozy. With Barack Obama already getting unjustly assaulted for his lack of job creation, the G.O.P. is gearing up for one long and nasty mudslinging extravaganza!

Luckily for us apathetic voters, the Republicans are pulling out all the stops. Meet Tea Party member and Presidential hopeful Michelle Bachman — recent winner of the Iowa Ames Straw Poll. What exactly is the Iowa Ames Straw Poll? You tell me. I’ve got no #@$%ing idea! But what I do know is that The G.O.P. has got a new lady candidate (move over Palin!) and I’d definitely do her…

So long as she doesn’t open her mouth.

Michele Bachmann — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Remember Courtney Stodden

Posted on July 21, 2011 by | 3 Comments

Hey #@$%ers, remember Courtney Stodden? The 16 year old wannabe starlet who married the world’s creepiest character actor, Doug Hutchison… Remember?

Yeah, well, guess what? This bitch is straight loony. Surprised?

Throughout the interview she’s doing a lot of weird things with her face, her eyes, and her mouth. She’s either trying to look sexy or she’s obviously she’s on drugs. Whatever the case may be, if she says “Mhmm” one more time I’ll beat her face in like I was Chris Brown.

While Courtney might look strung out, looks to me like Dougie knows what he’s doing — plying the underage honeys with drugs, alcohol, and the never-ending promise of fame… my man.

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Titty Blaster

Posted on June 30, 2011 by | 1 Comment

This past weekend, police in Ohio arrested this woman after she shot them in the face. With breast milk. Thankfully no one was hurt. Just thoroughly disgusted.

Say herro to Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville. OH.

Assault with a milky weapon

Mrs. “Titty Blaster” Robinette is a teacher at a local charter school who was attending a wedding reception the night of her arrest. According to arresting officers, police arrived at the scene after she got uncontrollably drunk and belligerent towards her husband. Even Mr. Robinette couldn’t have predicted that her right titty was going to make an appearance after he called police to settle their domestic dispute. Mrs. Robinette, according to the Sheriff, in an official statement, broadcasted on local news stations, locked herself in her car before the police arrived. When they tried to get her out of the car, she verbally abused them, popped her right tit out, milked it, and then proceeded to spray a steady stream of bodily fluids at the armed officers. The arresting deputies did not have to draw their weapons, but did seem physically shaken after the altercation with Mrs. Robinette.

NMA World Edition has already uploaded an animated reenactment:

This is what we in the industry call “foreplay”. Industry being Crazy. Fun. Times. Am I the only one calling for more shots of the “weapon” used in the assualt? Apparently, attacking officers with bodily fluids, whether it be breast milk or saliva, is assault. Good to know. Next time I’ll definitely think twice before whipping out Mini-Me and blasting that copper in the face for writing me a summons for indecent exposure.

“Hey, those little kids at the playground don’t get candy for free now!”

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