Yesterday, I introduced you #@$%ers to your neighbor, Sarah Jones. Remember? The former Cincinnati Ben-Gals? Cheerleader? C’mon! The high school English teacher who #@$%ed her 16 year-old student? Who she left the courtroom hand-in-hand with? Yeah, that broad.
Well, I for one am sick of the double standard that exists when it comes to these sorts of cases. Ya know, the ones where the hot young teacher ends up #@$%ing one of her students only to get off relatively free of any real punishment… Except for this chick, I think she only hooked up with her student (lame!).
So, let’s not forget that Sarah Jones had sex with a 16 year old.
That ass must’ve looked great in a pencil skirt
I bet her cheerleading routine was a big hit with the boys.. or girls (I’m not judging)
Wow, what a huge slut!
“Look mom, just like you taught me.”
The thing about Ms. Jones’ class is that she only gave out two grades — B’s and J’s.
I know what I want for Christmas, wrapped up in a cardboard box
More pics of another teacher involved in extracurriculars after the jump.
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Gossip-Mongering
Tagged Cincinnati Bengals, crazy #@$%er, crazy stupid news, Don't Get Caught, double standard, Kentucky, minors, NFL cheerleader, no pedo, Sarah Jones, sex with kids, sexual abuse, sexual misconduct, student-teacher relations, teacher, underage
Never in a million years did I think I’d find a girl who would live up to my very, very high standards. I mean, yes, there are plenty of broads out there that I’d totally bone based purely off physical attraction (this is how guys work, after all), but to be “the one” in my book she needs to meet certain criteria. Such as:
- Long legs
- Raccoon eyes
- Laughs at my jokes
- Cute butt
- Nice face
- Does anal
- Low self-esteem
- Hates cats
And now, I’m happy to add “9. Willing to get my name tattooed onto her anus”. Imagine “Nasty” tattooed across the inside of her asshole… #@$%, I’m hard.
<3 “Deuce Deuces!” <3 – I think I love this girl
Of course the broad is from Florida. Where else would you find pics like these?
Ink — tons of it
“I’m thinking you’d look great with an anus tattoo…”
Snapbacks and tattoos
Now you’re just showing off…
Looks good, baby girl
Nothing like a freshly done tramp stamp
More pics from the South Florida Tattoo Expo after the jump.
Posted in Boob Tube, Headliners
Tagged #@$%ing crazy, anus, anus tattoo, art, ass, asshole, broads, butt, butthole, butthole tattoo, chicks, convention, crazy, crazy #@$%er, crazy bitch, crazy stupid news, Expo, falling in love, Florida, hot, hottie, ink, love, sexy, smokin', South Florida Tattoo Expo, tat, tattoo, true love
Never leave home without it, especially when you’re looking for “a place to party”
A man was apprehended Monday when calls to Rock Island, Illinois police were made describing a man walking down the street wearing nothing but a towel. Witnesses also observed that the man was covered in Crisco cooking spray. Police confirmed that the spray can was tucked underneath the man’s armpits.
It was 3:27 A.M. when Rock Island police found Chad William Forber, a 41 year old registered sex-offender, wandering the city’s Financial District, holding onto nothing but his shorts. Which he was not wearing. But thankfully, he had enough sense to cover himself up with a towel.
When asked what the hell was going on, Forber replied that he was just “looking for a place to party”.
Of course it’s no surprise that they found meth in his pockets.
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Headliners
Tagged #@$%ing crazy, Chad William Forber, crazy, crazy #@$%er, crazy stupid news, Crisco, crystal, crystal meth, Don't Do Drugs, drugs, Gawker, high, meth, meth head, methamphetamine, Middle America
Milwaukee sure knows how to treat out-of-towners, doesn’t it?
In a story being reported by The Smoking Gun, an Arizona
man dumbass, desperate for sex, was found by authorities to be bound up and stabbed multiple times. Yeah, I’d call 300 stab wounds multiple times. He was still alive after a two day ordeal that included out-of-control stabbing, both figurative and literal. According to the detective on the case, “He suffered multiple puncture wounds as well as lacerations and slash wounds to his back, face, arms, legs and neck.”
Sickos Rebecca Chandler & Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee
So, how did this 18 year-old man end up almost bleeding out in a Milwaukee apartment? According to the report, upon arrival, the Arizona man was greeted by roommates Rebecca Chandler (22) and Raven “Scarlett” Larrabee (20), who proceeded to have sex with the yet-to-be identified man. A threesome with chicks you just met online? Awesome… Awesome until the knives, gags, and duct tape came into play. When detectives took Chandler into custody, all she could say was, “that the cutting was consensual but that it got quickly out of hand.”
Exactly what it looked like in my bedroom last night...
Yup, things usually do get out of hand when you’re #@$%ing with satanic shit. Which her roommate, “Scarlett”, was apparently a big fan of.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Devil’s Threesome“, doesn’t it?
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Tagged #@$%ing crazy, crazy, crazy #@$%er, crazy bitch, crazy sex, crazy stupid news, depraved and deranged, deranged, deviant, devil's threesome, occult, satanic, sexual deviant, sick, sick and twisted, sicko, stabbing, The Smoking Gun
Justin Bieber is a pop superstar with a swath of willing and able-bodied prepubescent girls ready to do anything, and I mean anything, to spend just one night with him. So it really shouldn’t surprise anyone that there is a girl out there claiming to have had his bastard son. Her name is Mariah Yeater.
She is 20 years old, three years older than Justin Bieber and your little sister who I’d like to bang. Yeater claims to have had a tryst in a backstage bathroom with the baby-faced singer after one of his many concerts. According to her, Bieber went from “cute and gushy” to “more aggressive” in about the time it takes to change a diaper. Now, I’m no expert on popping out babies but what I do know is that you can’t be having ‘em wearing rubbers. Is Bieber a supporter of No Rubbers? Is this trick telling the truth? I dunno, but Bieber has agreed to take a paternity test which will hopefully be enough to keep this quook quiet.
Hard enough convincing high school girls to ride my van but now I gotta keep up with Bieber and promise babies? Shiiiyet.
Mariah Yeater — Would you…with no rubbers?
Posted in Would You Wednesday
Tagged baby, baby mama drama, celebrity, celebrity drama, celebrity news, crazy, crazy #@$%er, Justin Bieber, lawyer up, Mariah Yeater, paternity test, scandal, scandalous, sicko, Would You Wednesday, Would You With No Rubbers?
Libyan dictator and overall crazy #@$%er has been disposed.
Caught in a storm drain outside his house by rebel forces, Muammar Gaddafi has been pronounced dead. No word yet on the official spelling of his name.
Posted in Headliners
Tagged bombs away, crazy, crazy #@$%er, crazy stupid news, dictator, Gaddafi, Gadhafi, Kadafi, liberation, Libya, merked, military, Qaddafi, Qhadafi, rebel forces, rebels, regime, stomped out, World News