Get it? Because she’s got big fake tits.
For those of you who can’t get enough of Courtney Stodden, here she is at the Maggie Berry Fashion Show on Melrose in Hollywood. And she looks like she’s wearing a dress made up of plastic scraps stitched together by an amateur fashion designer dying to make it onto Project Runway. Or it might have been stolen from the set of the next X-Men movie. Who knows where she got it from?
And quite honestly, do we really care? As long as you get a nice view of her cleavage and some leg, is anyone really complaining?
Also, great job by her makeup artist, Abigail, who somehow found a way to cake on enough makeup so that Courtney Stodden didn’t look like a hooker. That you already #@$%ed and kicked out of your room because she wanted extra for anal. She actually looks like a hooker before you took her to your room. That’s talent.
More pics of Courtney Stodden after the jump.