Get it? Because she’s got big fake tits.
For those of you who can’t get enough of Courtney Stodden, here she is at the Maggie Berry Fashion Show on Melrose in Hollywood. And she looks like she’s wearing a dress made up of plastic scraps stitched together by an amateur fashion designer dying to make it onto Project Runway. Or it might have been stolen from the set of the next X-Men movie. Who knows where she got it from?
“I wonder what she can do with a beer can” #ThingsYouAreProbablyThinking
And quite honestly, do we really care? As long as you get a nice view of her cleavage and some leg, is anyone really complaining?
I imagine this is how a lot of her photos came out – with her mouth wide open
How do you think Courtney got her invite? In a white envelope left on the dresser?
Her face actually doesn’t look all that bad…[gallery columns="5" link="file" ids="13114,13115,13116,13117,13118,13119,13120,13121,13122,13123"]
Also, great job by her makeup artist, Abigail, who somehow found a way to cake on enough makeup so that Courtney Stodden didn’t look like a hooker. That you already #@$%ed and kicked out of your room because she wanted extra for anal. She actually looks like a hooker before you took her to your room. That’s talent.
More pics of Courtney Stodden after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
