The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.
But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.
Tits
Or ass?
Win. Win.
More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.
Arrested Development was one of those TV shows that was too ahead of its time. And because of that it never did get properly appreciated while still on air. Only after it was cancelled unceremoniously seven years ago, has it become one of the most beloved comedies in TV history. Thank God for Netflix, right?
Resurrected for a fourth, and probably final, season by Netflix, everyone’s favorite dysfunctional family will be returning to your TV screens May 26, 2013. And if you’ve ever watched an episode, it’s easy to see why everyone (and their mother) fell in love with the Bluths. As a fan, I’m excited to see the Bluths wreak havoc all over again as most of you are as well. And, also as a fan, I can’t be the only to have asked myself –
Lucille, Lindsay and Maeby Bluth — Would you…with no rubbers?
More Arrested Development goodies after the jump. May 26 — can’t wait!
Community is one of those shows on the precipice of underground praise and network cancellation. And after a difficult season, one that saw showrunner and creator Dan Harmon get ousted, Community faced a very uncertain future. But thanks to the efforts of superfans, NBC decided to bring back the show. They just haven’t decided when exactly that would be. And after halting production because Chevy Chase dropped the “n-word” on-set, who knows when we’ll ever see the self-conscious, totally meta gang back together again.
So, for all five of you Community fans out there, here’s something to keep you wet. I mean, keep your appetites wet. I mean, whet your appetites. There we go.
Enjoy Community co-stars Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs being funny in lingerie.
If every episode was like this photo shoot, they’d never get cancelled
Sofia Vergara is a shining example of achieving The American Dream.
Not only does Sofia Vergara star in this year’s Best TV Comedy, she has come a long way from Colombian smokeshow model to single mom to one of the most desired broads in Hollywood. But how did she do it? I mean, she still speaks with an accent thicker than your average cartel drug lord. She’s on the wrong side of 18. And she’s got a son older than my last Instagram follower.
And that ain’t even the best part, apparently Sofia Vergara’s ass is so spectacular that it wanted to show itself off to the world by threatening to bust out minutes before it was set to appear on stage. Yup, Sofia Vergara suffered a wardrobe malfunction and tweeted that shit.
Nice to know that Sofia Vergara wears underwear
As far as I know, that’s the very definition of The American Dream.
Come get some more Sofia Vergara
More pics of Sofia Vergara looking hot at The 2012 Emmys after the jump.
Daniel Tosh probably had to rape his girlfriend before she became his girlfriend
Daniel Tosh is a comedian.
He hosts the wildly popular and very funny Tosh.0 series on Comedy Central.
Recently, he’s come under a media shitstorm for doing what any seasoned comedian would’ve done when their livelihood is being threatened — he made a rape joke. Now, if you’ve ever caught his act you’d know that he isn’t the most kid-friendly comic out there. He’s actually very raunchy. Here he is telling a rape joke about his sister:
Yeah, he’s not exactly someone I’d take to see with your fourteen year old sister.
Now, having not known that (do you live under a rock?), some broad randomly went to the Laugh Factory one night to enjoy a night of stand-up comics doing their thing. Unfortunately for her, Dane Cook was performing.
Then this broad decided to voice her opinion while Daniel Tosh was going through his usual schtick of “rape jokes are always funny”. This was a terrible idea (almost as bad as blogging about her harrowing experience after the show). Because when comics get interrupted, they don’t take too kindly to it. In fact, they’ll most likely lash out and remind you that you paid to see them.
And that is what’s so fascinating about this latest episode at the Laugh Factory. It’s like this random broad had absolutely no idea what the rules are of attending a comedy show. Which are: 1. Enjoy the show and 2. Don’t be an asshole. Usually, a sane person won’t write about that time someone wished a gang-rape on them either. And if you do happen to write about it, please don’t make yourself out to be some righteous defender of women’s rights.
Let the comic tell the joke and if you don’t find it funny, don’t laugh. Your silence is the most powerful weapon against a comic. Don’t go standing up and pretending to be a martyr. Don’t invite the comic to “gang-rape” you. Don’t go write on your shit blog about it. And don’t go thanking people for their support.
My friend and I wanted to thank everyone for there support and for getting this story out there. We just wanted everyone to know what Daniel Tosh had done and if you didn’t agree then to stop following him. My friend (who wishes to remain anonymous) is very surprised to have gotten any form of an apology and doesn’t wish to press any further charges against Daniel Tosh. We also wanted to thank those that started petitions and the like, it’s more than she ever wanted and those that helped make this story so popular it went to the media.
She does plan on returning to comedy shows in the future, but to see comedians that she’s seen before or to at least look up artists before going to their shows.
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