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Heather Graham’s Tits Don’t Know The Meaning Of The Word Quit

Posted on May 24, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

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Heather Graham’s tits just don’t quit

When you cast Heather Graham to be in your summer blockbuster comedy, you can rest easy knowing that you’ve got the hardest working pair of tits in show biz. Not even a full week after parading around Westwood did Heather Graham’s amazingly ageless cleavage make yet another appearance at the London premiere for The Hangover Part III.

And if you couldn’t tell, fans were super excited to see them in person. They even took time out to sign some autographs and pose for some pictures. Fans always appreciate that, so it’s easy to see why I’m such a big fan of Heather Graham’s tits.

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Two big, soft reasons to watch “The Hangover Part III”

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That fan’s iPhone just got the best picture ever

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Heather Graham’s tits want to know where Chow plans on putting that tongue

I’m telling ya, you’re looking at the hardest working pair of tits in the industry.

More pics of Heather Graham’s perfect cleavage after the jump.

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Is Heather Graham Getting Hotter Or Am I Just Getting Hornier

Posted on May 23, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

“Hot Damn!” indeed

I just received my June 2013 issue of Maxim with Heather Graham on the cover. And let me just tell you that she looks goddamn incredible. My God! I don’t know what kind of voodoo magic that Heather Graham is into but judging by the photoshoot she’s somehow found a way to look as hot today, at 43(!), as she did when she was rollerskating her way into our cold, dark hearts way back when.

Tiny lingerie and never getting tan must be the secret to everlasting youth

And to prove that it wasn’t all Photoshop and perfect lighting, Heather Graham showed up to the Westwood premiere for The Hangover Part III looking as yummy as ever. And even though Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera are younger, Heather Graham showed everyone that no matter what you should always show off your tits. Even if they are 43 years old.

Heather Graham is getting me all sorts of excited. For “The Hangover Part III”

Heather Graham still has the breasts of a twenty-something

I think I may just be getting hornier #GoodGod

More pics of Heather Graham looking as tight as ever after the jump.

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Warner Bros. Thinks That They Can Just Trot Out Jamie Chung And Naya Rivera To Get Me To See The Hangover Part III And Well, It’s Working

Posted on May 22, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

The Hangover Part III is coming out this weekend. But after the abortion of a sequel that was The Hangover Part II, I wasn’t all that excited to see the next and final movie in The Wolfpack’s trilogy of debaucherous misadventures. Until today.

So, what changed? Well, Warner Bros. invited Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera to the Westwood premiere of The Hangover Part III and they’re plenty reason enough to pay $15 for a single ticket to sit in a large dark room by yourself.

The only redeeming factor in “The Hangover 2″

Asian sideboob! Rarer than spotting Big Foot

Here’s the genius in WB’s marketing ploy: Naya Rivera isn’t even in “The Hangover 3″

Naya Rivera’s accessory for the night were those fantastic abs

Yeah, I’d say Warner Bros.’ marketing ploy is working.

More pics of Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera after the jump.

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Christina Aguilera Lost A Shit Ton Of Weight And Showed Off Her Tight Little Body At The Billboard Music Awards

Posted on May 21, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Christina Aguilera has finally got back into the good graces of society and it only took shedding off a shit ton of weight for that to happen. Good for her!

After being pelted with fat jokes during her entire run as a judge on The Voice, Christina Aguilera showed up to the Billboard Music Awards looking fit and thin and healthy and thin and, quite simply, the best she’s looked in a long, long time. Shedding about 140 pounds will do that. And by the looks of it, she looks happy. Which is all the scientific proof I’ll ever need to convince every fat girl I meet to stop eating altogether if they want to be happier. It’s science!!!

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Yup, even Pitbull approves of the thinner Christina Aguilera

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The thing about losing weight is that your tits will still look great after the weight loss

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What will all the bloggers write about now that they can’t use fat jokes?

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“Victory!”, shouted Christina Aguilera and all her horny male fans

If Christina Aguilera did it, so can you.

More pics of Christina Aguilera looking as good as she used to after the jump.

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Taylor Swift For All The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Posted on May 21, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Taylor Swift looked #@$%ing amazing at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.

I think it’s the combination of super long legs, porcelain white skin and that skin-tight dress that really catapulted Taylor Swift to the top of the hottie charts of this year’s Billboard Music Awards. And you can’t have a Taylor Swift post without mentioning those bangs.

Look at that cute lil booty!

Get it Taylor Swift. Get. It

The unicorn on the t-shirt makes this picture that much better

Taylor Swift won all the Billboard Music Awards

Bangs are a very hard look to pull off. Especially if you’re nowhere near as talented as a Taylor Swift. So, please stop trying.

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Even Though A Huge Buttload Of Hotties Showed Up To The 2013 Billboard Music Awards, Miguel Stole The Show With His Leg Drop

Posted on May 21, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

In case you missed the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, I’m here to fill you in on what happened. Which wasn’t really all that much – Justin Bieber got booed, Ke$ha took a shower and Chris Brown received another death threat.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Something magical did happen. R&B singer Miguel did his best Hulk Hogan impersonation as he tried to jump across the stage over a pit of spectators (I think?). He misjudged the distance and kind of leg-dropped a girl in the neck while kicking another in the face. It was funny and kind of overshadowed all the hotties that showed up to the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.

Oh, Miguel.

Anyways, here’s a whole buttload of glammed up hotties that showed up to Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards. Hotties like Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Morrison, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Amber Rose, Hayden Panettiere, Stana Katic, Carly Rae Jepsen, Shania Twain, Jenny McCarthy and Audrina Patridge, all showed up looking fantastic but none of them did anything as entertaining as kicking innocent fans in the head.