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Zoe Saldana Don’t Need No Stinking Bra To Promote “Star Trek Into The Darkness” At Jimmy Kimmel Live

Posted on May 9, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Zoe Saldana was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she looked fantastic considering that she was jet-legged. Or hungover. Or a combination of both. Normally, I’m not the biggest fan of girls who are lacking in the funbags department but there’s just something about Zoe Saldana that oozes sex. Maybe it’s the accent? Or maybe it’s the perfect skin complexion? Or those super long legs?

Or maybe it’s the fact that she didn’t wear a bra on her way to see Jimmy Kimmel. Whatever it is, I’d do some terrible, terrible things to Zoe Saldana.

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Zoe Saldana got that sexy ass walk… mmmm!

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Look! Someone threw her a bouquet of flowers!

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Must’ve been cold in Hollywood last night

Nothing like a pair of extra hard nips to get a bunch of Trekkies excited enough to drop $15 to spend two and a half hours in a dark room together. Beam me up!

More pics of the Zoe Saldana feeling extra nippy in Hollywood after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon May Have Gotten Arrested Over The Weekend But Still Showed Up To Work The Following Monday

Posted on April 23, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend in Atlanta along with her husband and super agent, Jim Toth.

A combination photo shows Reese Witherspoon and her husband James Toth after their arrest in Atlanta

Rough weekend for Reese Witherspoon

Details surrounding her arrest paint a very drunk and very prissy Reese. Arresting officers describe Reese Witherspoon as being overly confrontational as they were booking her husband Jim Toth for a DUI. Overly confrontational? Little Miss Legally Blonde? “Pshaw, no way,” you say. Well, according to TMZ:

As officers dealt with Jim, Reese allegedly started acting up, telling cops, ”Do you know my name?”

The officer answered by saying, “No, I don’t need to know your name.”

Witherspoon then came back with, “You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”

Oh shit! The Blonde Queen of Rom-Com just broke you off with that pimp slap!

Of course, State Trooper J. Pyland did not take too kindly to Reese’s diva act and decided to arrest her on a disorderly conduct charge. Which is totally fine by her because she was able to get out the next morning on a $300 bond. And like a true professional, Reese still showed to work on Monday.

By now, the public apology has already been sent out to all the media outlets and her agent is hard at work on finding her new gig. Which makes total sense since her agent is also her husband, who was solely responsible for this entire fiasco.

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen leaving their hotel in New York City***BREAKING NEWS** amid news from Atlanta Georgia, that Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth had been arrested and jailed For a DUI Incident

Like true professionals, husband and wife are back at work after a rough weekend

Celebrities Attend The Screening Of 'Mud'

“Don’t you worry guys. Jim did not drive tonight”

If I’m Jim Toth, I’m doing whatever it takes to sign Reese Witherspoon up for yet another sequel to Legally Blonde – Legally Blonde 5: Say My Name.

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Ashley Tisdale Showed Up To The Scary Movie 5 Premiere Trying To Steal Lindsay Lohan’s Thunder

Posted on April 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

But she forgot to leave the boyfriend home. Rookie move.

C’mon girl, you had to bring him?

Ashley, you were looking yummy in that tight little gown to the movie premiere but you should’ve left the date at home. Or at least wear something more slutty. Ya know, something that would’ve drawn as much attention away from your face and little bit more towards your tits, because you’ve got nice tits. So while we appreciated the effort, we would have liked to have seen more from you.

Of course, Lindsay Lohan (“On the comeback trail!”) knows what’s up. With a three month rehab stint just around the corner, Lindsay knows that she’s got to put herself out there in front of the cameras as much as possible before she fades away from the flashbulbs. And boy, does she put herself out there.

Give me two good reasons to watch Scary Movie V

Okay, I’m sold

I’m such a push over… Damn you LiLo

More pics of Ashley Tisdale and Lindsay Lohan at the Scary Movie 5 premiere after the jump.

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David Letterman Was His Usual Smarmy Self With Lindsay Lohan On The Late Show

Posted on April 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

After successfully making it out of Brazil after a week long escape, Lindsay Lohan showed up on The Late Show with David Letterman to film what will most likely be her last interview before being shipped off to ~~another sunny location~~ rehab.

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Lindsay Lohan — all black everything

And while she doesn’t look nearly as good as she did frolicking on the beaches of São Paulo, Lindsay Lohan did look good. Of course, that did not stop Letterman from getting in a couple zings about her umpteenth trip to court-ordered rehab while still expressing his support in her recovery.

And while the interview went as well as it possibly could have, there were definitely a few moments where you kind of wondered how many takes it took to before Lindsay Lohan finally got it “close enough”. But you know what, I’m not here to hate on my boo boo Lindsay.

First, she looks great. Second, she had some jokes. Third, she might be serious about this whole “I need to get back to work” thing. Because if you look, especially at these photos of her arriving to the set, you can see there’s still that twinkle in her eyes looking, waiting, yearning for the audience’s applause.

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“Parent Trap!” — yelled a deranged fan one time to Lindsay Lohan

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America, it’s time to forgive Lindsay

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You’re a shining star, Lindsay. Don’t you ever forget that

And that’s what we’ve been missing from you for so long. That look — that look that shows us that you still care. Don’t lose hope, Lindz.

I’m here for you boo boo.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Mighty Healthy In Her Blue Bikini Down In Brazil

Posted on April 4, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan is still in Brazil. Soaking up rays. Getting wet. Hitting up the clubs. Spending her time as carefree as possible before her court-mandated rehab stint. And looking as healthy as she’s looked in years.

I see you girl. Working that ass

I like the way that wave is brushing up against your ass

Wet?

Looking mighty healthy boo boo

Man, I don’t know what it is about Brazil but goddamn if chicks don’t find a way to look good on its beaches. Maybe it’s the sun? The soft sand? The fresh salt water? Iunno! All I know is that Lindsay Lohan is looking damn good in her blue bikini. Except for those leg bruises.

“Haha… totally forgot the safeword”

Probably should’ve remembered the “safeword” (“Hint: rhymes with snocaine”).

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Lindsay Lohan Burned Her Bra Before Arriving In Brazil By Helicopter

Posted on April 2, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is due back in rehab as ordered by Los Angeles Superior Judge James Dabney. The rehab stint was part of a plea deal Lindsay took in order to avoid further charges stemming from probation violations and a traffic accident. And what better way is there to prepare for a 90 day rehab stint than to travel to Brazil and party all through the week?

Without your bra.

Amazing work by the doctor. Great sideboob #burnyourbra

My goodness, Thank the Lord for the honorable Judge James Dabney for showing Lindsay some mercy. Had he thrown the book at her, not only would Lindsay Lohan probably be in jail right now but we, the public, would’ve never been able to put to rest the question of whether or not Lindsay ever did get a boob job. Finally, some closure (“Thank you. Thank you, Judge Dabney.”).

God, I’m gonna miss you boo. Take care of yourself in there. I’ll be waiting.