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America’s Sweetheart Amanda Bynes Threw Her Bong Out The Window Before Getting Arrested

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I want to have Amanda Bynes’ babies

Last night, NYPD officers were called into a high-rise apartment on West 47th St. a short while after 7 p.m. They were responding to a call from the building’s doorman who alleged that he saw one of the tenants smoking marijuana inside the building’s lobby. By the time officers arrived, the suspect had already returned to her room on the 34th floor. The person suspected of smoking marijuana in the lobby was (of course!) Amanda Bynes.

When police entered the apartment of Amanda Bynes, an officer asked her about her bong which she had out in plain sight. The quick thinking Amanda Bynes chucked said bong out the window before the officers could examine it for weed. Unfortunately, Amanda Bynes was still handcuffed and charged with marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence. 

After being brought down to the nearby precinct, Amanda Bynes was then taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psych evaluation which she so desperately needs. Not because she’s gone crazy or anything, but because she thought that wearing that platinum blonde wig would be a better look for her than the pixie haircut she was hiding underneath it.

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Amanda Bynes’ mugshot with ridiculous wig

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Amanda Bynes’ mugshot without ridiculous wig

Lose the wig, girl. You look better less crazy without it.

Hopefully, this arrest will knock some sense into Amanda Bynes as she really doesn’t want to win the competition for Worst Hollywood Child Star Trainwreck over Lindsay Lohan. A title that Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting go so easily.

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You deserve a prize if you guessed that she’d go with the black Versace sweater

More pics of Amanda Bynes’ arrest after the jump.

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Remembering Angelina Jolie’s Boobs (June 4, 1975 – April 27, 2013) (NSFW)

Angelina Jolie recently announced that she had undergone a double mastectomy, in order to prevent an 87% chance of developing breast cancer which she found out through a simple blood test. And I, for one, commend her brave decision.

I imagine having the procedure done must’ve been an incredibly difficult decision to make as a woman’s breasts have to be a great part of one’s image, and in Angelina Jolie’s case, a significant part of her image as a Hollywood sex symbol. So, bravo Angelina Jolie. It was an incredibly brave thing you did and to share your experience with the world will only inspire more women to take more preventative measures in their fight against breast cancer. Because as you wrote,

“… the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.”    (NY Times)

Yes, breast implants can be beautiful.

Now, let’s take a moment to reflect on an amazing pair of tits whose time with us was far too short.

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I feel the same way, Angelina. Boobs are a terrible thing to lose

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“Angelina Jolie’s boobs were always there to listen. Providing me with comfort.”

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“And her sideboob. God, her sideboob was the best.”

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“I’ll never forget the good times I’ve shared with her nipples.”

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“And now I only hope they’re in a better place, smiling down on us.”

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#@$% you, cancer. Don’t you dare try to take away that backside.

But at least baby still got that back. POW! POW!

A NSFW tribute to Angelina Jolie’s breasts after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon May Have Gotten Arrested Over The Weekend But Still Showed Up To Work The Following Monday

Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend in Atlanta along with her husband and super agent, Jim Toth.

A combination photo shows Reese Witherspoon and her husband James Toth after their arrest in Atlanta

Rough weekend for Reese Witherspoon

Details surrounding her arrest paint a very drunk and very prissy Reese. Arresting officers describe Reese Witherspoon as being overly confrontational as they were booking her husband Jim Toth for a DUI. Overly confrontational? Little Miss Legally Blonde? “Pshaw, no way,” you say. Well, according to TMZ:

As officers dealt with Jim, Reese allegedly started acting up, telling cops, ”Do you know my name?”

The officer answered by saying, “No, I don’t need to know your name.”

Witherspoon then came back with, “You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”

Oh shit! The Blonde Queen of Rom-Com just broke you off with that pimp slap!

Of course, State Trooper J. Pyland did not take too kindly to Reese’s diva act and decided to arrest her on a disorderly conduct charge. Which is totally fine by her because she was able to get out the next morning on a $300 bond. And like a true professional, Reese still showed to work on Monday.

By now, the public apology has already been sent out to all the media outlets and her agent is hard at work on finding her new gig. Which makes total sense since her agent is also her husband, who was solely responsible for this entire fiasco.

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen leaving their hotel in New York City***BREAKING NEWS** amid news from Atlanta Georgia, that Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth had been arrested and jailed For a DUI Incident

Like true professionals, husband and wife are back at work after a rough weekend

Celebrities Attend The Screening Of 'Mud'

“Don’t you worry guys. Jim did not drive tonight”

If I’m Jim Toth, I’m doing whatever it takes to sign Reese Witherspoon up for yet another sequel to Legally Blonde – Legally Blonde 5: Say My Name.

More pics of Reese Witherspoon putting on a brave face after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Burned Her Bra Before Arriving In Brazil By Helicopter

Lindsay Lohan is due back in rehab as ordered by Los Angeles Superior Judge James Dabney. The rehab stint was part of a plea deal Lindsay took in order to avoid further charges stemming from probation violations and a traffic accident. And what better way is there to prepare for a 90 day rehab stint than to travel to Brazil and party all through the week?

Without your bra.

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Amazing work by the doctor. Great sideboob #burnyourbra

My goodness, Thank the Lord for the honorable Judge James Dabney for showing Lindsay some mercy. Had he thrown the book at her, not only would Lindsay Lohan probably be in jail right now but we, the public, would’ve never been able to put to rest the question of whether or not Lindsay ever did get a boob job. Finally, some closure (“Thank you. Thank you, Judge Dabney.”).

God, I’m gonna miss you boo. Take care of yourself in there. I’ll be waiting.

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Goodness gracious!

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Lindsay Lohan’s tits may be fake but she’s so goddamn real

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If your tits look like hers, you’d burn your bra too

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Her friend saved her Pringles from the helicopter ride! I don’t know her but I love her!

More pics of Lindsay Lohan looking yummy after the jump.

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Demi Moore Don’t Give A #@$%, She Just Wanna Dance

Whenever chicks break up after a serious relationship, they always seem to go through the same coping process. Which is to whore it up and party until weeks, months, maybe even years down the line they eventually break down. And things don’t seem so different in the case of Demi Moore who spent Wednesday night twerking it alongside Lenny Kravitz’s bevy of honeys in Alex Rodriguez’s Miami home. You know, to forget the pain of her divorce from Ashton Kutcher.

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Lenny Kravitz is probably thinking, “Who invited this trash bag?”

Not all that surprising since Demi Moore still thinks she’s 30. Or at least thinks she can keep up with the 30 year olds. She’s like that 40 year old Latina mom you see going clubbing out with her 20 year old daughter. “She just wanna dance.”

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Demi Moore got ratchet up in A-Rod’s crib

More pics of Demi Moore twerking it for no one in particular after the jump.

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I May Have Popped A Boner When I Heard That There Might Be An Emma Stone Sex Tape Somewhere

Emma Stone is the best.

Not only can she tell a joke, but she looks great in a dress. And she’s still only 24, which is nice. I think she’s awesome and I have no reservations when it comes to declaring my infatuation for her.

So, you can probably imagine my reaction when news broke that there was an Emma Stone sex tape out there, somewhere. Kinda went something like this:

Yeah.

What I’ve been able to gather from the gossip sites is that there’s an alleged sex tape featuring a young Emma Stone — pre-fame, probably before Superbad and Easy A, and definitely before she was “the perfect combination of sexy and cute” in Crazy, Stupid Love. And said sex tape is probably being shopped by supposed sex tape co-star and current luckiest guy alive. Man, I wish I were that dude…

Anyways, here’s some pics of the lovely Emma Stone to whet your appetites. Before you go off looking for them on your own.

Sums up Emma Stone’s appeal in a nutshell — fun and sexy all at the same time

Look at this pic and try not to fall in love

Blonde or redhead, she’s just got that “Mmmm”

If a back could be sexy, I think I might’ve found it

Those lips scream “I will use your penis as a fake mic and tell you dick jokes all day”

Get me that sextape! I want it

More pics of Hollywood’s favorite sweetheart after the jump.

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