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America’s Sweetheart Amanda Bynes Threw Her Bong Out The Window Before Getting Arrested

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I want to have Amanda Bynes’ babies

Last night, NYPD officers were called into a high-rise apartment on West 47th St. a short while after 7 p.m. They were responding to a call from the building’s doorman who alleged that he saw one of the tenants smoking marijuana inside the building’s lobby. By the time officers arrived, the suspect had already returned to her room on the 34th floor. The person suspected of smoking marijuana in the lobby was (of course!) Amanda Bynes.

When police entered the apartment of Amanda Bynes, an officer asked her about her bong which she had out in plain sight. The quick thinking Amanda Bynes chucked said bong out the window before the officers could examine it for weed. Unfortunately, Amanda Bynes was still handcuffed and charged with marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence. 

After being brought down to the nearby precinct, Amanda Bynes was then taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psych evaluation which she so desperately needs. Not because she’s gone crazy or anything, but because she thought that wearing that platinum blonde wig would be a better look for her than the pixie haircut she was hiding underneath it.

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Amanda Bynes’ mugshot with ridiculous wig

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Amanda Bynes’ mugshot without ridiculous wig

Lose the wig, girl. You look better less crazy without it.

Hopefully, this arrest will knock some sense into Amanda Bynes as she really doesn’t want to win the competition for Worst Hollywood Child Star Trainwreck over Lindsay Lohan. A title that Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting go so easily.

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You deserve a prize if you guessed that she’d go with the black Versace sweater

More pics of Amanda Bynes’ arrest after the jump.

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Amanda Bynes Tweeted Topless Pics (NSFW)

Sometimes when you’re on, you’re just #@$%ing on.

Yesterday, I spent half the day looking at Amanda Bynes’s twitpics before posting them up on the site. It proved to be a worthwhile decision as Amanda Bynes kept the balling rolling by tweeting topless pics of her glorious fat tits today. And then news broke that a concerned friend called the cops on her. And then fellow blonde Jenny McCarthy got involved.

Looks like my Would You Wednesday post might’ve been up a bit prematurely.

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Give me five minutes and I could totally make those stockings disappear

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The good thing about Amanda Bynes getting fat a little bit? It left her with fat tits

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What is that? Is she wearing underwear on top of underwear?

Damn, I can’t be the only one who hates when that happens.

NSFW pic where you can kind of see Amanda Bynes’s nip after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

 Amanda Bynes has been scaring half of America lately with her crazy behavior. And, quite frankly, it’s getting to be a little distracting. It’s also been sorta scary to witness the very public downward spiral that the former child star has been experiencing. I imagine things are super difficult for her, but that’s that “Hollywood Life” that she chose.

To quote this week’s very funny episode of Veep, Amanda Bynes has been “pumped and dumped by the fame monster” and I don’t know if she’ll ever bounce back to be the cheerful, chubby cheeked teen that had a real solid sense of comedic timing. A goddamn shame if you ask me.

Hopefully, this most recent twitpic of her in a bra is some sort of indication that she’s back on track.

Or proof that she’s at least working hard to lose some of that weight she gained when she went crazy. I hear sorority girls refer to that as “The Kooky twenty”.

Amanda Bynes — Would you…CAMP_BOOK_2_0167would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-6would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-11 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-12 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-13 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-15 would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-21would-you-wednesday-amanda-bynes-18with no rubbers?

More pics after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon May Have Gotten Arrested Over The Weekend But Still Showed Up To Work The Following Monday

Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend in Atlanta along with her husband and super agent, Jim Toth.

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Rough weekend for Reese Witherspoon

Details surrounding her arrest paint a very drunk and very prissy Reese. Arresting officers describe Reese Witherspoon as being overly confrontational as they were booking her husband Jim Toth for a DUI. Overly confrontational? Little Miss Legally Blonde? “Pshaw, no way,” you say. Well, according to TMZ:

As officers dealt with Jim, Reese allegedly started acting up, telling cops, ”Do you know my name?”

The officer answered by saying, “No, I don’t need to know your name.”

Witherspoon then came back with, “You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”

Oh shit! The Blonde Queen of Rom-Com just broke you off with that pimp slap!

Of course, State Trooper J. Pyland did not take too kindly to Reese’s diva act and decided to arrest her on a disorderly conduct charge. Which is totally fine by her because she was able to get out the next morning on a $300 bond. And like a true professional, Reese still showed to work on Monday.

By now, the public apology has already been sent out to all the media outlets and her agent is hard at work on finding her new gig. Which makes total sense since her agent is also her husband, who was solely responsible for this entire fiasco.

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen leaving their hotel in New York City***BREAKING NEWS** amid news from Atlanta Georgia, that Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth had been arrested and jailed For a DUI Incident

Like true professionals, husband and wife are back at work after a rough weekend

Celebrities Attend The Screening Of 'Mud'

“Don’t you worry guys. Jim did not drive tonight”

If I’m Jim Toth, I’m doing whatever it takes to sign Reese Witherspoon up for yet another sequel to Legally Blonde – Legally Blonde 5: Say My Name.

More pics of Reese Witherspoon putting on a brave face after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Burned Her Bra Before Arriving In Brazil By Helicopter

Lindsay Lohan is due back in rehab as ordered by Los Angeles Superior Judge James Dabney. The rehab stint was part of a plea deal Lindsay took in order to avoid further charges stemming from probation violations and a traffic accident. And what better way is there to prepare for a 90 day rehab stint than to travel to Brazil and party all through the week?

Without your bra.

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Amazing work by the doctor. Great sideboob #burnyourbra

My goodness, Thank the Lord for the honorable Judge James Dabney for showing Lindsay some mercy. Had he thrown the book at her, not only would Lindsay Lohan probably be in jail right now but we, the public, would’ve never been able to put to rest the question of whether or not Lindsay ever did get a boob job. Finally, some closure (“Thank you. Thank you, Judge Dabney.”).

God, I’m gonna miss you boo. Take care of yourself in there. I’ll be waiting.

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Goodness gracious!

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Lindsay Lohan’s tits may be fake but she’s so goddamn real

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If your tits look like hers, you’d burn your bra too

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Her friend saved her Pringles from the helicopter ride! I don’t know her but I love her!

More pics of Lindsay Lohan looking yummy after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Halle Berry has been in the news a lot lately, which is never a good look for her. Let’s just say that Halle Berry is not new to drama and I ain’t talking about no Oscar nominated flick.

While still recognized as one of Hollywood’s hottest leading ladies, Halle Berry spent much of her Thanksgiving watching her current fiance, Olivier Martinez, beat up her baby daddy’s model face during an argument outside her home. Watching two men fighting over you is a huge turn-on for a lot of women, right? I bet Halle Berry got real wet watching that little fracas.

But you know what? I would’ve gladly taken a beating for a chance to beat up on Halle Berry’s hot MILF-tastic body. Seriously, it’s no wonder why Gabriel Aubry would risk that gruesome face mashing just to be close to his baby mama again.

I mean, Halle Berry’s still got it.

Motherhood has been very good to Halle Berry

Halle Berry — Would you…with no rubbers?

More pics of the gorgeous beauty after the jump.

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