Lots of familiar faces in the 4 vs 13 seed match-ups: Kaylani Lei, Kagney Linn Karter, Phoenix Marie, Carmella Bing, Jenna Presley… A reliable pornstar is a lot like an old friend you haven’t seen in a while but someone you know you can call and hang out with like not a day has gone by since you last saw each other.
That’s how I see most of these girls, the equivalent of comfort food.
West Bracket – Round of 64
Kagney Linn Karter vs Jessica Jaymes
The contract blonde vs The ubiquitous brunette. Who’d you rather?
Kagney Linn Karter, like most other girls, started dancing before she got her first taste of d in front of the bright lights and cameras. She gained recognition after winning Showgirl of the Year in 2007 dancing at The Vu (Déjà Vu). In 2010, Kagney Linn Karter won all three major awards for Best New Starlet (AVN, XBIZ, XRCO). After watching her 30 minute scene, I’d have to say that win was well-deserved. The way she happily climbs onto her co-star’s dick (11:03) after sexily slobbering over it (10:30)… it’s great stuff.
Jessica Jaymes is a staple of sites like Brazzers, BangBros, Reality Kings — the trifecta of internet-based adult productions. And she’s made quite a name for herself for her willingness to try anything that’ll make her look as trashy as the way she spells her last name. I mean, look at the way she looks back, with her stripper heels still on, while she’s getting pounded from behind (10:25). It’s really trashy and fits her “brand” very well. Interesting factoid? Her father used to be a DEA agent.
Both girls have trailer park last names: Kagney Linn Karter with a “K” vs Jessica Jaymes with a “Y”. Both girls perform anal. And both have perfected the upwards glance while holding a cock with their jaw.
Pains me to say it but I’ll go with the girl with the more extensive filmography and AVN Award.
Kagney Linn Karter by a pussy hair.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
Carmella Bing vs Jenna Presley
Carmella Bing is a favorite of mine. She’s busty. She’s got a great ass. And she’s got just enough Asian in her that she’d probably wouldn’t mind some more. Carmella Bing may not be recognized for her many talents because she doesn’t quite fit the porn starlet mold (blonde, fake tits, tiny waist, gaping asshole) but that doesn’t make her performances any less enjoyable. She gets the job done.
Jenna Presley turned 25 yesterday — No April Fools’. She’s a pretty broad with a great stage name. She’s also threatened to stop performing boy/girl scenes since 2007. She hasn’t stopped. In fact, she’s used her many scenes since to showcase her squiritng talent, and believe me, that’s a #@$%ing talent.
So who to pick? I mean Carmella Bing has that mischievous smile while holding that dick in her hand (16:35) but since she’s 5’10 that dick looks a lot smaller than what you’re used to seeing. Jenna Presley doesn’t have that problem as evidenced during her titty fuck scene (4:26). Even with her fake tits, that dick doesn’t look nearly as small as it would between Carmella Bing’s set.
But can you trust a girl who says she’s done taking cock but continues #@$%ing and swallowing regardless of what she might’ve said earlier? It’s probably better than just outright disappearing from the map though. Looking over Carmella’s recent output and I’m deeply disappointed. It looks like she hasn’t put that ass to work since 2009. Damn. Who do I pick? Who would you pick?
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