The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.
But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.
More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.
“Look Shayne, we have got to get rid of this trick that daddy’s with.” – Bria Murphy
“I dunno Bria. I mean, she seems nice.” – Shayne Murphy
“Oh, hell no!” – Shayne & Bria Murphy
You see what I just did there? I created a realistic but totally concocted scenario from these pictures of Eddie Murphy’s hot daughters and his new girlfriend vacationing together in Maui. In their bikinis. For all I know, daughters Shayne and Bria could love daddy’s new girlfriend Paige Butcher. But I wouldn’t bet on it.
There’s nothing like introducing a hot young blonde to the family. It really screws with the dynamics, especially if there’s adult aged daughters involved. And if she gets boring, you can just throw her to the side and find yourself another one because new blondes are a dime a dozen.
Especially if you have Eddie Murphy money.
Eddie Murphy should be proud of Bria’s booty
And Shayne ain’t working with peanuts either
But damn, new girlfriend got a DONKEY!
Eddie Murphy sure knows how to pick ‘em
I hope for Eddie’s sake, that they can all get along.
More pics of the Murphy daughters and Paige Butcher after the jump.
Ed Snowden is either a hero or villain, depending on where you fall on the whole “I don’t want no government listening to my phone calls” debate. And after leaking highly classified information on the NSA’s PRISM program (which is basically an extension of the first time we gave up our personal liberties so that we can catch them goddamn terrorists), Ed Snowden’s life just got a whole lot more interesting.
Mostly because he has an attractive girlfriend. She’s a dancer!
If only Ed learned to keep his mouth closed
Hawaii is beautiful, isn’t it? Makes me kinda wish I worked IT for the US government
When you work for the government, you don’t need no basic furniture
Big Brother is watching you!
And there’s nothing more disconcerting to the American public than finding out that a whistleblower has an attractive girlfriend. Because, as all you 24 fans out there already know, the best tactic in smoking out an enemy of the state is to target their attractive girlfriend.
Lindsay Mills is a dancer and part-time blogger who moved with Ed Snowden to Hawaii sometime after 2011. After packing his bags and telling Lindsay that he was gonna be “gone for business”, Ed Snowden never returned. He is suspected of hiding out somewhere in Hong Kong.
Which can only mean that Lindsay Mills is now all alone. And very single. And as you can imagine, she’s shaken up about the whole ordeal. So, easy pickings.
Lindsay Mills — Would you…with no rubbers?
Where in the world is Ed Snowden?
More pics of Lindsay Mills in as little clothing as possible after the jump.
Ariana Grande may only be 19 but she already knows how to fly comfortably.
Don’t scoff at that statement. It’s a very important skill to have in your arsenal since it’s something that so few people really know how to do. In fact, if you were to look at these pictures of Ariana Grande at LAX airport close enough, you’d see that she’s got the whole flying comfortably thing pretty down pat. I mean, she’s got on Uggs, black tights, a matching tank top, a lace bra and a hot pink hoodie. Ariana Grande is ready for whatever.
The only complaint I have is that she remembered to wear underwear.
It’s okay to look, she only looks 15
Give her some more time and she’ll learn to leave the panties at home
The only way she’d look more comfortable was if she stuffed into my rolling bag
She’s gonna need that pink hoodie for the lonely walk back home. After we bone.
More pics of Ariana Grande’s sweet cheeks after the jump.
Jessica Biel doesn’t make nearly as many headlines as some of her fellow hotties which is a goddamn shame since she’s been on my Top 10 list since she was playing the role of a preacher’s naughty daughter on 7th Heaven.
It’s always a pleasure whenever I come across photos of the underrated hottie — with an ass like whoa. In yoga pants. Walking her dogs. Dogs that look like they’d have a lot of fun using my testicles as chew toys. And it’d totally be worth it to get close to Jessica Biel.
Now that’s a cute little dog walking outfit
JT has everything I want — good hair, a great singing voice, and Jessica Biel
I ain’t looking at no dog holes
I see the light #MindTheGap
I don’t think Jessica Biel walks her dogs enough #DatAss
Boy, did Justin Timberlake do good for himself or what? That lucky bastard.
More pics of Jessica Biel showing off her sweet lil puppies after the jump.
When Miley Cyrus chopped off her chestnut hued locks and traded in her cowboy boots for stiletto heels, I was expecting a change. Not only in style and in music, but also in attitude and personality.
Unfortunately, Miley Cyrus didn’t exactly turn her back on the radio stations and dive head first into producing legitimate porn (there’s still time!). Instead it looks like she’s more interested in making what I am now officially terming as Hip-Pop. It’s like Hip-Hop except more Pop. Which is what you get when you cross a talented producer like Mike Will Made It and a Disney princess like Miley Cyrus. And in the desire to branch out from her child star image and you’ve got the recipe for “Party In The USA 2013″.
It’s okay, ladies! Miley Cyrus says it’s okay to wear white now!
Seriously, when did Miley Cyrus get an ass? #MindTheGap
Miley Cyrus knows how to make music videos
Pedo Bear approved
Nothing like working with a super producer to change up your sound
“I didn’t choose the Thug Life. The Thug Life chose me.”
Miley Cyrus has nice boobs
Even the people at facebook got pissed at Miley for being such a tease
Hmmph… Looks a little nippy
Good thing for us, Miley Cyrus has the looking thug in a music video thing down.