I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.
She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!
Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:
“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)
But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.
James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.
That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham
Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?
This is just asking for some trouble
Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?
More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.
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While the Round of 64 may have been an arousing display of fundamentals and a showcase of great talents, the rounds hereafter will only get more demanding. More taxing. More grueling. And definitely a lot more sloppy.
In the Round of 32, I will again select a random video featuring each hopeful porn starlet but in the following categories of porn:
- Interracial Gangbang
- Lesbian Threesome
After watching the randomly chosen video, I will then select a winner based solely on her performance in that scene. While the Round of 64 weighed heavily on the history of the pornstar, the Round of 32 will give each girl a fighting chance — as long she’s bringing it.
Let the Pornstar Madness continue:
A2M (Ass To Mouth, Ass2Mouth, ATM) (As defined by Urban Dictionary):
When a male is having anal sex, pulls out his penis and shoves it into the mouth of his partner.
“Oh my!” the girl reacted, ” that was an unexpected A2M!” “Could you pass me some mouthwash?”
Anal pleasures is a very messy part of the business. It involves the hole where excrement is regularly pushed out of. It is not natural, many people will argue, and kind of gay. Granted. So why not make it messier? More unnatural? And involve another favorite hole of ours — the mouth. In one hole and out the other. Out one hole and in the other. If you really think about it, A2M is a sick stand-in for the Circle of Life. Except in reverse.
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