HBO’s popular comedy Entourage is back Sunday for what will be its eighth and final season. Shortened to just eight episodes, our time with the boys from Queens Blvd. will be coming to an end very soon.
A lot sooner than many would have hoped.
In an exploration of navigating Hollywood with your closest gang of goons, Entourage created the ultimate wet dream. A version of heaven. Or, as I like to think of it, 30 minutes with my favorite brand of lotion (Aveeno Active Naturals). With smokin’ broads around every corner, a bottomless bank account, and an endless supply of drugs and/or booze, show creator Doug Ellin and his crew created a viewing experience that tapped into the fantasy world that most males would kill to live out.
Ever wonder why females loved Sex and The City so much? Because it was their version of wish fulfillment — successful careers, Berkin bags, Louboutin shoes, and lots of #@$%ing dick. Entourage took that formula and catered it to the sensibilities of starry-eyed masturbators who dreamed of escaping to the land of movie stars, Maserattis, and never-ending parties. But what would those good times be if it weren’t with your best friends at your side?
Whether you’re boning porn stars in restaurants, beating up Seth Green for drinking Jäger, bugging out from smoking too much weed, or yelling obscenities at your gay assistant, life is just better when it’s being enjoyed with friends.
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Midget Beetlejuice & Friends
from the archives: pudge NASTY & Muhammad Jihad in Cancun ’08
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So remember the Kappa Sigma fraternity at USC? The geniuses behind The Life of a Cocksman are in pretty deep. Not only are they having all the fun, they’re getting caught. These bros obviously didn’t take my advice to heart since they’re #@$%ing sorostitutes on the rooftop. Of a library. During a philanthropy event. Good one guys. Way to keep a low profile.
Seriously though, where’d they find this chick? If she’s down for some indecent exposure who knows where she draws the line. Anyone got a midget cousin I could borrow? Are California girls really this much fun? Hit the jump (NSFW). Continue reading
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Bros, lend me your ears!
Why is it that bros are constantly getting crucified by happily employed entry-level interns? Is there a new feminist movement that is threatening to upturn the very pillars of a male-dominated society? Is this woman’s way of planting the seeds of revolution — one that preaches equality and justice for all genders? Or is this just another case of some prissy blogger mad that she ain’t getting enough dick in her life? USC’s Kappa Sig will most probably say it’s the third one.
Jezebel is in an uproar (aren’t they always?) because they recently discovered an email being passed around campus describing women as “targets” and “pies”. In said email, practical advice is doled out to help further along Kappa Sigs’ progress in becoming a “cocksman” of the highest order. Bros, everywhere are familiar with the terms and ratings, so this isn’t anything ground-breaking. Unfortunately, this email has found its way into the hands of administrators and is leading to an investigation. My advice to these young men:
“No one likes a snitch. Keep your yaps shut. It’s a brave new world we’re living in, where female graduates are getting hired at higher rates than males and succeeding. There’s a change coming and if we do nothing to stop them, order as we know it will cease to exist. No longer will you be free to prey on vulnerable freshmen sorostitutes. No longer will you be able to enjoy your total lack of responsibilities and consequences of your actions. No longer will you be able to enjoy the spoils of being an invincible young man. Man as we know him is dying a slow and tortuous death. Your very way of life is being threatened. Consider this your call to arms. Do your part. Nut up and shut up. Bro.”
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The torture continued on The Jersey Shore as Ronnie and Sam dominated the episode with the same old song and dance. “Should we stay together?” “Should we break up?” Wahh! Wahh! Pass me another fried pickle and get on with it. Crazy Ronnie is much more entertaining anyway, because it leads to anal probes and bloody stool.
Fortunately (or unfortunately?) NASTY never had anything stuck up his ass without his full consent down in Seaside.
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