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Rapper Danny Brown Knows How To Perform (NSFW)

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Minneapolis? Shit, Minneapolis gets down

Underground rapper Danny Brown knows how to give his fans a good show. Known for his clever wordplay and his well-known affinity for licking vagina, Danny Brown’s show at Minneapolis introduced Danny Brown to the rest of the world. And it’s about damn time because he’s light years ahead of other rappers, lyrically.

And because he gets jaw while performing at his concerts. YOLO!

Now, there’s been a lot of noise (mostly from Kitty Pryde) claiming that that whole “thing” that happened at the Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis last Friday night was actually a sexual assault.

Uh, right. And I’m not a shameless pervert.

Hit the jump for the NSFW photo.

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The Only March Madness Bracket That Matters

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Who’s taking it up the butt?

Andris Biedrins Is A Pervert, Still Sucks At Basketball (NSFW)

Andris Biedrins is a 7 foot tall center for the Golden State Warriors. He is just 26 years old, and yet, to most basketball analysts, he’s pretty much reached his ceiling. He is not very good at his job but he’s collecting millions, so you know he’s got a few more years of living recklessly ahead of him.

And according to these pictures obtained by a Latvian news site, Andris Biedrins looks to be doing just that — living young, wild, and free.

That looks like a blowjob to me

Biedrins may no longer be a promising young center but at least he knows how to have fun. In the most perverted ways possible.

Check out the fun after the jump (NSFW).

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Kirill Was Here Delivering Champagne Facials

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Thank God for the genius that is KirillWasHere.com.

In case you didn’t already know, Kirill Was Here is a photography website dedicated to the most insane and most awesome-est party photos ever.

And now he’s got a new tumblr dedicated to Champagne Facials. And it’s exactly how you imagined it.

Say “Ahhh”!

Champagne Bukakee

“All over your face!”

“Breathe through your nose and swallow.”

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little hair-pulling

And she usually hates going to the dentist

“Have you seen my super soaker?”

“Get on your knees and beg for it.”

She’s a gurgler

And she felt uncomfortable when I stared at her tits

More facials after the jump.

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The Sweet 16 Gets Shafted So The Girl On Top Will Eventually Get Crowned

Now there are 16. And a lot less potential for my future seed to rule the world.

With just a handful of girls still left willing to fill their hole, any hole, with some dick, the last remaining few are some of the very best left in the biz. At this point, any of the girls could win it all. That’s why I’ve developed a formula that will be as random as the tournament itself.

Welcome to the Elite 8!

Unpredictable. Unapologetic. And completely unexplainable. Don’t question it. Just take for what it is.

This way we get to the Final Four quicker and with your help the winner will eventually be crowned.

So get those tube socks ready, the Final Four is cumming. I mean coming.

Creampie-O-My All Over The Round Of 32

While the Round of 64 may have been an arousing display of fundamentals and a showcase of great talents, the rounds hereafter will only get more demanding. More taxing. More grueling. And definitely a lot more sloppy.

In the Round of 32, I will again select a random video featuring each hopeful porn starlet but in the following categories of porn:

  • Interracial Gangbang
  • Lesbian Threesome
  • Creampie
  • Ass-To-Mouth

After watching the randomly chosen video, I will then select a winner based solely on her performance in that scene. While the Round of 64 weighed heavily on the history of the pornstar, the Round of 32 will give each girl a fighting chance — as long she’s bringing it.

Let the Pornstar Madness continue:

Creampie (As defined by Urban Dictionary):

Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out.
“… and then I ejaculated inside her and quickly take off my dick, watching the beautiful creampie.”

The creampie is, by all accounts, one of the most satisfying finishes in all of porn. First off, it eliminates the need for a contraceptive — ensuring that said pornstars are #@$%in’ with no rubbers. And secondly, it is the next step up in the evolution of the much revered money shot. The details on the origins of the creampie are hazy but just know that Jenna Jameson performed one in her very first boy/girl scene.

And for that, I hold the creampie very highly. Before I blow it all over your face!

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