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Hey Look, You Can Totally See Michea Crawford’s Nipples Through Her Bathing Suit (NSFW)

More girls should model bathing suits like the one Michea Crawford is wearing. It’s very form fitting and completely see-through. It’s a look I’ve never seen before. And it totally works. I mean, you can see her nipples and everything.

But not enough girls are shaped like Michea Crawford. And there is nothing worse than an overly confident person with an entirely over-inflated sense of self-worth. That may be more dangerous than a loaded gun. In fact, to be honest, I’d take a crazy woman with a gun over an ugly broad with too much confidence any day. Any. Day.

Thankfully, Michea Crawford has a very good sense of self-worth.

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Michea Crawford could make a dirty rag look good

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I wonder what that bathing suit looks like wet

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Believe me when I say that Michea Crawford has some great looking nips or hit the jump

And since this is a tasteful photoshoot being shot for a fancy fashion magazine, there’s a completely unnecessary prop being used by Michea Crawford. Sorta looks like a scarf, sorta looks like a bag over her head… Hmmph. I’ll take it.

More pics of Michea Crawford in a totally see-thru bathing suit after the jump (NSFW).

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Zoe Saldana Don’t Need No Stinking Bra To Promote “Star Trek Into The Darkness” At Jimmy Kimmel Live

 Zoe Saldana was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she looked fantastic considering that she was jet-legged. Or hungover. Or a combination of both. Normally, I’m not the biggest fan of girls who are lacking in the funbags department but there’s just something about Zoe Saldana that oozes sex. Maybe it’s the accent? Or maybe it’s the perfect skin complexion? Or those super long legs?

Or maybe it’s the fact that she didn’t wear a bra on her way to see Jimmy Kimmel. Whatever it is, I’d do some terrible, terrible things to Zoe Saldana.

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Zoe Saldana got that sexy ass walk… mmmm!

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Look! Someone threw her a bouquet of flowers!

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Must’ve been cold in Hollywood last night

Nothing like a pair of extra hard nips to get a bunch of Trekkies excited enough to drop $15 to spend two and a half hours in a dark room together. Beam me up!

More pics of the Zoe Saldana feeling extra nippy in Hollywood after the jump.

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Miss Universe Olivia Culpo Forgot To Wear A Bra To The Great Gatsby Screening In New York City (NSFW)

It’s not too difficult to see why Olivia Culpo was crowned Miss Universe. Gorgeous eyes, a great smile and perfect brown nipples. It’s not rocket science. And thanks to F. Scott Fitzgerald, we all got a chance to see Olivia Culpo’s nipples.

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Gotta love “flash” photography!

The Great Gatsby is probably my favorite book. It tells the impossible story of how the actions of one man, driven to win back the one who got away, ruins the lives of everyone around him. It is an American classic.

But then Bahz Luhrmann had to go and make it into a shitty movie.

Thankfully, here’s Olivia Culpo showing up to the New York City screening at the MoMA in a see-through dress. A bold fashion choice, if there ever was one.

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Tell me Olivia Culpo didn’t show up to the premiere hopping out of a yellow cab

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I’d read all the American classics if Olivia Culpo showed up to all their movie screenings

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Look at that smile!

If there ever were such a thing as a perfect pair of light brown nipples, I’d like to think that Miss Universe Olivia Culpo has them.

More pics of Olivia Culpo and her super brave fashion statement after the jump (NSFW).

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Katherine Webb Is Back To Looking Gorgeous After Leaving Splash

I became a huge fan of Katherine Webb when she was first spotted at the National Championship Game in about as much time as it takes for blood to travel from one part of the body to another. I think it’s pretty evident why.

She’s gorgeous.

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Katherine Webb’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

After she was able to parlay that all too brief moment in the sun into a photoshoot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Katherine Webb moved on to try her hand at TV. Unfortunately, for all of America, Katherine Webb’s first foray into our idiot boxes started with this:

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Splash – further proof that Network TV is run by unimaginative idiots in suits.

Thankfully, she has bowed out of Splash due to a back injury (natch) and has gone back to the safe cocoon of modeling and looking gorgeous every waking breath of her day.

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Cheeseburgers and french fries? Katherine Webb, it’s not fair!

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Hey ABC, maybe you should’ve had more shots like this and less of Louie Anderson

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Katherine Webb looks just as good wet as she does dry

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For all you pervs…

But hey, it wasn’t all bad. At least we got some pics of her in a wet bathing suit.

More pics of Katherine Webb, looking both wet and dry, after the jump.

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Laura Haddock Has Got Legs For Days

Does anyone have Starz? Is that something I should be paying for?

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A sexy accent and leggy, Laura Haddock may be reason enough to get Starz

Apparently so. With the premiere of Da Vinci’s Demons, Starz has launched the career of yet another hottie with a British accent in Laura Haddock. And judging by these pictures taken by Esquire, Laura Haddock is going to be alright.

Just look at those legs!

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Kind of looks like porn star Tori Black, right?

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I’d be severely disappointed if that stool were any less than 4 feet tall

More pics of the gorgeous Laura Haddock showing off her legs after the jump.

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Ivanka Trump Is The Perfect Face Of White Privilege And I Ain’t Even Mad

Ivanka Trump is the daughter of real estate magnate and political instigator Donald Trump. She is married to Jared Kushner, who also comes from a family of immense wealth. And her daughter will grow up to be a spoiled filthy rich brat. That’s just how America works.

You build an empire then watch your kids take over. And hopefully all that money you amassed was used to give your children the things you never had growing up. And if you’re really lucky, your kids will turn out as attractive as Ivanka Trump.

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Time for Donald to step aside and let Ivanka get her shine

By the way, who knew that the Museum of Natural History had dances? Apparently, only the rich folk.

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Yo Ivanka, where’s your date?

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Look at how tight she’s clutching her purse

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Here’s Ivanka txting me to come through. I told her I was busy

More pics of the new face of white privilege, Ivanka Trump, after the jump.

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