NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ramon!
Monster Ramon
Miami Police arrested Bang Bros star “Ramon” last week for abusing far too many vaginas with his extra large penis. Well, he does have a giant penis — according to the Miami New Times.
In a case of weird shit going down, Ramon (real name Raul Armenteros) was arrested when police were called to investigate the sound of a “child crying” coming from inside a closed van. Police reports say it was around 90° outside. Dangerous conditions to be holding a baby trapped inside. Luckily for Ramon, there was no baby inside. Just a small collection of farm animals.
When police opened the van they found, tied up and without much water:
- eight roosters
- four guinea hens
- four pigeons
- four goats, one of which was dead
- one duck
Who knew your our favorite Monster Cock star had plans to start a petting zoo?
Bahhhh! Hee-Haw! Brrr! Stop touching me!
You know how I know we watch the same kind of porn? ‘Cause you knew exactly who I was talking about when I said Ramon from Bang Bros.
the chronic fornicator
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