“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey
You may remember “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey from her incredibly hot and somewhat emasculating nude photoshoot for this year’s ESPN The Body Issue, and you might’ve asked yourself, “Who was that hottie with the cut-off gloves?”.
Strikeforce’s Women’s Bantamweight Champion
And then you might’ve jumped onto your computer and watched some highlights of her very short but certainly impressive 6-0 record, which earned her a title shot in March 2012. And then maybe you find out that she started her MMA career after winning Bronze for Team USA at the 2008 Olympics in Judo.
And then you might’ve laughed while watching her parody video she made for her most recent opponent’s fan contest. And then maybe you fall in love with the trash-talking pugilist from Riverside County, CA.
Ronda Rousey hates the fact that other people have arms
Ronda Rousey collects broken arms and dislocated elbows for fun
And then you might’ve seen some photos from her last two wins where she basically forced her opponents into submission by trying to break their arms, elbows, and/or shoulders as fast as possible. And then maybe you discover that this is how she’s won all of her professional fights so far in her MMA career.
“Uh, is it presumptuous of me to ask if my elbow should be bending like that…”
And then, finally, you might’ve had your balls shrivel up at the thought of having “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey rip your arm out of its socket as she wraps her perfectly toned thighs around your neck while you cum come to the slow realization that there is no longer any oxygen flowing to your brain and that this was not at all how you imagined your first erotic asphyxiation experience.
With the looks of a ring girl, the Judo skills of an Olympic champion, and a potty-mouth to match, this fighter has got everything it takes to legitimize Women’s MMA.
Just as long as she beats Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos, a Women’s MMA champion who looks exactly how you’d imagine a Women’s MMA fighter. Like a man. Which makes sense because her nickname is “The Ugly”. The proposed challenge put out by Rousey after she dismantled Kaufman will be a fight made for TV. Pitting the attractive American against the brutish Brazilian, who also tested positive for an anabolic steroid a year ago, Rousey vs Santos already has plenty of storylines to explore. And so this match, if it happens, will be epic. Because who doesn’t want to see “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey win one for the hot chicks?
Meet MMA’s hottest new Women’s Bantamweight Champion and the sport’s Next Big “It” Girl, “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey:
“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey can take a beating
Fighting Ronda Rousey does not look like fun
More pics of this hottie who could totally rip your heart out, with her bare hands, after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
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