Well #@$%ers, looks like we’ve lost another one.
Kim KardASShian is engaged to Kris Humphries. Yup, it’s official — about as official as you’re going to get for $2 million and 20.5 carats. So an easy $2 mil is all it takes to get you your own reality show on E!, huh? Off the dog races!
World, welcome “The Mighty Humpdashian”.
Get it? ’cause Kim’s got an ass like a horse.
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