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Nina Agdal Will Blow Your Mind

Posted on April 18, 2013 by | Leave a comment
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In case you forgot her name, it’s spelled out for you. Over there. Above her butt

Nina Agdal is heaven sent.

That would be a perfectly apt description to describe this Danish beauty. Once again, if I were a gambling addict my money would be on Nina Agdal for the coveted 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. And it’s not too hard to see why.

She’s great at twitter.

And Instagram.

#tbt miami jungle times

And she just turned 21… Consider my mind blown.

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I hope your office doesn’t mind a little peek of areole

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I asked her to wear those gloves…

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You should be looking at the perfect curvature of Nina Agdal’s ass

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I would sub-woof the shit out of Nina Agdal

Follow Nina on twitter and Instagram. Because why the #@$% not?

More pics of Nina Agdal looking sexy for lucky photographer Nicholas Routzen and in the May issue of Esquire after the jump.

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Amy Markham Wore A Bikini That Really Showed Off Her, Uh, Er… Nipples (NSFW)

Posted on April 5, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Who in the hell is Amy Markham? And why haven’t we seen more of her by now?

According to her official website’s bio, Amy Markham is an international model. Having already posed for Esquire, GQ, Maxim, FHM, and Vogue, Amy Markham, you would probably guess, would be a bit more familiar to you, wouldn’t you say? Seriously, if her goal, as stated in her bio, is to prove that she is “more than a one hit wonder in the industry” then she’s got more work to do.

More bikini pics where your nipples are totally showing and maybe I’ll remember who you are the next time I see you pop up on my screen.

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Halfway famous

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But you’re so close to stardom, I can almost see it. Poking through. Right there

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And you’ve got a nice ass. So well-rounded

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Seriously, you get a txt from the President or something?

I will say this though: This was tremendous work. You really sold it there, with the constant adjusting and looking at your phone all oblivious and everything. Bravo.

More pics of the super slutty, almost famous Amy Markham after the jump.

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J.Lo’s Areola Made An Appearance While Angelina Jolie’s Leg Won The Oscars

Posted on February 27, 2012 by | Leave a comment

I missed The Oscars. I’m sorry. There was a basketball game going on.

Apparently I missed a good show.

1. J.Lo’s nipple made an appearance. According to its twitter account.

I play this game every weekend...

It's called "Spot the areola"

I don’t know. I can’t really see it to be honest. I mean, I guess that could be a nipple. Is it? I don’t know… I know what a nipple looks like and I know what J.Lo’s areolas look like thanks to Egotastic. NSFW link after the jump.

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