Anthony Weiner has announced that he will resign today amidst the scandalous sexting and inappropriate behavior with a number of his most loose-lipped female supporters. No word yet on whether or not he will apologize for his lack of pimp game when flirting via text or email.
Either way, it looks like Weiner-gate is officially dead.
It's a me -- Anthony Weiner!
Ding Dong (NSFW)! The pol is dead.
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Anthony Weiner continues to enrapture the minds of Gawkers everywhere.
The latest twists and turns in the sordid activities of a small-time politician serving the largest city in country has taken the proverbial turn for the worst. GOPs are calling for his head, constituents are doubting his abilities to serve, and now the shock jocks are having way too much fun with him.
Anthony Weiner is now a villain.
A cell phone pic of a leaked crotch shot will do that to you. Add that on top of the fact that his wife is now pregnant — we’ve got ourselves a bone-a-fide politician.
So does Anthony Weiner’s weiner measure up? Hit the jump, ladies (NSFW)
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“Yes, it was my weiner.”
Anyone else disappointed that there was no “Deep Throat” involved in solving Weiner-Gate?
In a press conference yesterday, NY Congressman Anthony Weiner has finally come out and confessed to having sent the now infamous lewd photo of a bulge trapped in a pair of Calvin Klein undies. Apparently, this hasn’t been the first time he’s been casually conversating with his many female fans. According to an interview conducted by ABC News, he befriended Texas Democrat Meagan Broussard and hit her up without shame. Poke. Tweet. LIKE.
Now, if a college student or Texas Democrat weren’t enough fodder for the GOP, Weiner also pursued a Nevada Blackjack dealer and a porn star. Who knew Sin City and Silicone Valley had such a staunch Democratic base?
Looks like the Twitter Hacker has been falsely accused of yet another crime. Sorry, bro.
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Politicians, as far as I’m concerned, are a different kind of species. Slimy, reptilian, self-serving embodiment of the lowest form of humanity. I trust your average councilman as far as I can throw ‘em, and I throw like a 3rd grade girl.
Schwarzenegger. Weiner. Osama Bin Laden. The IMF. The Kennedys. Berlusconi. The Craigslist Congressman.
Seems like politicians just can’t keep their dicks zipped up. So, with the political climate as scandalous as ever, let’s revisit the many sexual missteps that those we’ve elected to represent our best interests have made.
“As New York State Attorney General, I was a relentless basset hound when it came to uncovering the underhanded number games that fueled what would become the financial crisis. My work busting down white collar criminals eventually won me the opportunity to serve as Governor — for 14 months. Apparently, the bad guys don’t take too kindly to you stealing a taste of their girls before indicting them with embezzlement.”
Hookers & Johns
“You may remember me from such catastrophes as the Democratic Primaries of 2004 and 2008. One failure just wasn’t enough for me. I am from South Carolina, after all. See, down here in the Dirty South, there’s no such thing as an honest politician. Why I left my cancer-riddled wife of 33 years for this hot piece of ass. Yup, my claim to fame will always be that of the most despicable man on the face of the earth – with questionable taste in mistresses. And now I’m getting prosecuted for taking campaign money to keep my damn mistress quiet!”
... for that.
“I was the 42nd President of the United States and oversaw an incredible period of economic growth and prosperity. During my years in office, America held the mantle of “The Most Powerful Country in the World”. You’re welcome. I finally figured out what to do with your interns. You’re welcome. I also helped Americans understand the difference between sexual relations and third base. You’re welcome. Again.”
“I am the originator of the politics of sleaze. As a Founding Father and the 3rd President of the United States, I helped erect this great country of ours. That is whenever I had some free time left over after raping my slaves. Gives new meaning to the term sex slave, don’t it. I wasn’t the first and I certainly won’t be the last political figure to be ousted as an interracial aficionado. I made it okay to screw the help, as long as you kept the bastard children in the back and away from the wives. So, I like my women black — just like my morning coffee. If it wasn’t for me there would be no Mardi Gras titties in yo’ face!”
Founding Father of Interracial
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Anthony Weiner is a NYC representative for parts of Queens and Brooklyn. He is a rising star for New York’s Democratic Party and has served with former state senator Hillary Clinton in the past. He hates bike lanes and has been noted as an avid user of twitter.
Apparently, no one is safe from the infamous Twitter Hacker.
On May 28, the Twitter Hacker struck again, tweeting a crotch shot to a female follower in the Pacific Northwest using Rep. Anthony Weiner’s twitter account. Representative Weiner says that this is not his… well, weiner.
Well, looks like the Twitter Hacker has escaped to live another day. As God is my witness, we will catch that scumbag one day. You hear me Twitter Hacker?!!
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