Tennis is great.
Where else can you find so many fit young women in short skirts and sports bras running and sweating and moaning their way around a 78′ x 27′ surface chasing after a furry yellow ball? And where else can you find those same women kissing phallic looking trophies after spending the last week flashing anyone watching their panties?
Only in tennis. Only at the U.S. Open. Only in Flushing Meadows.
Today’s Would You Wednesday features not 1… not 2… not 3… but 10(!) of the most talented broads in tennis, as ranked by the USTA. I wanted to know if there was a direct correlation between “Boning” factor and tennis ability. I have yet to come to a conclusive conclusion. Mostly because I’ve been too busy jerking off. So judge for yourselves!
No. 1 Ranked Victoria Azarenka – Would you… with no rubbers?
Just the way I like ‘em — unconscious and on the floor
No. 2 Ranked Agnieszka Radwanska – Would you… with no rubbers?
Nothing says “for the love of the game” more than kissing tiny phallic trophies
No. 3 Ranked Maria Sharapova – Would you… with no rubbers?
Always keep your eyes on Sharapova
No. 4 Ranked Serena Williams – Would you… with no rubbers?
That’s called “assuming the position”
No. 5 Ranked Petra Kvitova – Would you… with no rubbers?
More phallic trophies!
No. 6 Ranked Angelique Kerber – Would you… with no rubbers?
6 might be the sweet spot between “Boning” factor and Tennis ability
No. 7 Ranked Samantha Stosur – Would you… with no rubbers?
“Cupping the ball” may be my favorite shot in tennis
No. 8 Ranked Caroline Wozniacki – Would you… with no rubbers?
Already eliminated but still one of my favorites
No. 9 Ranked Na Li – Would you… with no rubbers?
I bet Na Li makes the best sex faces
No. 10 Ranked Sara Errani – Would you… with no rubbers?
If it weren’t for panty flashes, would you watch tennis?
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The U.S. Open has already gotten underway and while you may not be interested in a game where the female athletes regularly wear tiny, form-fitting skirts while running and grunting their way around a court chasing after balls, I’m here to remind you that tennis is a great sport to watch in the comfort of your homes where no one will judge you for wanting to play with your own set of balls.
And while there are a ton of hotties in tennis, I have to wonder if being ranked in the Top 10 by the USTA helps up the “How Much I Wanna Bone You” factor. So,
No. 6 Ranked Angelique Kerber — Would you…with no rubbers?
More pics after the jump.
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There is no better
game than tennis that can capture the pure physicality of a simple stick and ball game while also showing off the gracefulness of the human form all at the same damn time. It’s why tennis continues to be one of the most marketable sports in the world, and may also explain why I’m kind of excited to watch Wimbledon this year. Not only has the level of competition finally been raised to the point where more than a handful of professionals can win a major tournament at any given time, but now we have HD cameras, super slow-mo, and ridiculously tight outfits to keep us watching as some of the most popular female athletes take center stage.
So, what better way to kick off a major tennis tournament than to gawk at some pics of all the booty-ful
babies athletes volleying a rubber ball back and forth while they grunt and moan their way around a 78′ x 36′ grass court?
Wimbledon. Gotta love it.
Victoria Azarenka — #2 Player, #4 Ass
Petra Kvitova — Hard to pronounce name but a very flexible girl
Serena Williams — We will never see an ass like that again
Caroline Wozniacki — #7 Player, #1 Personailty
Angelique Kerber — #8 Player chasing after a Top 5 spot
Marion Bartoli can probably squat more than you
The lower their rank, the better their behinds. Hit the jump for more.
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