Tag Archives: anal

While the Round of 64 may have been an arousing display of fundamentals and a showcase of great talents, the rounds hereafter will only get more demanding. More taxing. More grueling. And definitely a lot more sloppy.

In the Round of 32, I will again select a random video featuring each hopeful porn starlet but in the following categories of porn:

• Interracial Gangbang
• Lesbian Threesome
• Creampie
• Ass-To-Mouth

After watching the randomly chosen video, I will then select a winner based solely on her performance in that scene. While the Round of 64 weighed heavily on the history of the pornstar, the Round of 32 will give each girl a fighting chance — as long she’s bringing it.

Let the Pornstar Madness continue:

Lesbian Threesome (as defined by Urban Dictionary):

After getting my fill of penis after kicking off the Round of 32 with a gangbang, I’ve searched for a much-deserved refrain from penis. I know I declared in the beginning that all videos include at least one penis into vagina and I’ll stick to that. So let’s open up the definition of threesome.

Threesome (as defined by Urban Dictionary):

Happy? At least one penis. But why not throw in that extra broad to keep things interesting? That’s how the Greeks liked to do it. And they practically invented sex. Or was it whores? Or anal sex? Anyways, the lesbian threesome (with penis) is often times the preliminary step before full-on raging #@$%-fest or orgy. Again, another Greek invention.

Continue reading →