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The Only March Madness Bracket That Matters

2013_Pornstar_Bracket

Who’s taking it up the butt?

Thirsty Thursday

#ThirstyThursday

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“On Her Knees”

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EXXXOTICA Expo Invades Edison, NJ

The pornstars are coming. And not coming as in cumming, but more like coming. Meaning that they’re on their way here. Here in Edison, NJ to show fans of all things sex and adult entertainment a great #@$%ing time.

EXXXOTICA Expo 2012 kicks off this weekend on Nov. 9 through Nov. 11. And it promises fans “will meet the biggest names in adult entertainment, buy the most unique and exclusive products, mingle with the sexy EXXXOTICA Hotties and enjoy the non-stop entertainment stage and sizzling seminar series”.

Featuring more porn stars than your 1TB external hard drive can hold, with appearances by “Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Teagan Presley, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Charmane Starr, Skin Diamond, Joanna Angel, Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Mari Possa, Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Jynx Maze, Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, Monique Alexander, Kagney Linn Karter, Tanya Tate, Misty Stone, Aleksa Nicole, Jayden Lee, Taylor Stevens, Sara Jay, Kaylani Lei, and Cherokee D’s ass”, EXXXOTICA promises to blow your mind. And if that weren’t reason enough to get your ass down to the NJ Expo Center, then how about getting a chance to meet everyone’s favorite living legends Tera Patrick and Ron #@$%in’ Jeremy?

Yeah, I’d recommend bringing an extra pair of pants.

Meet pornstars, be a good person

And while “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” promises to be a great time, EXXXOTICA has pledged to do more than just give fans an up-close and personal invite to meet their favorite adult performers. They’re helping fans give back to a community that was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy and promises to do whatever it can to help victims of the largest natural disaster to hit the East Coast in recent history. So get down to Edison, NJ and make sure to bring some non-perishable goods for those in need.

So get your ass down to Edison, NJ. Visit EXXXOTICA’s website for ticket info. And make sure to say what up to NoRubbers.tv, because we’ll be there Saturday covering the event. Yes, somehow I convinced them into giving me media passes.

Dope, right?

See you #@$%ers there.

Try And Guess Which Pornstars Showed Up To Exxxotica 2012 In Chicago

There was a porn convention in Chicago yesterday. Lots of pornstars showed up. Try and guess which ones came.

Let’s start off with an easy one

Another one you should probably know

Still too easy?

This was kind of trickier

Woulda been even easier with a picture from the back

Yup, I have no idea who she is

A little bit higher up on the difficulty meter

If you get this one, pat yourself on the head (no, not that one)

This is where things started getting sticky for me

There must’ve been like five of her roaming around Exxxotica

Who… the… #@$%… are you?

Nice glasses?

A veteran that you might need to refamiliarize yourself with

A lay-up for you #@$%ers

You win if you guessed this one

source= Hollywood Tuna

I got about 9 out of 15… Shit, I don’t know if that’s impressive or pathetic.

The Final Four Pornstars Take Center Stage In Starring Roles

The Pornstar Madness Final Four

When I set out to start the Pornstar Madness bracket, I did not think it would end like this — with four of the most popular pornstars left. But at the end of the day, you always go back to what you know. What you’re familiar with. Loyalty.

There is nothing more unexplainable than the loyalty that certain people share with their favorite pornstars. It’s like you questioning why your buddy would still go back to his first real girlfriend if the opportunity arose — no matter how much wider her hips and lips got after they were last together. It’s really all in the eye of the beholder. And since I’m the only one willing to jerk off to 69 different pornstars (and tell you about it!), I think I’ve earned the right to crown whoever the #@$% I want to #@$%.

So, I took a gander at the the filmography of each pornstar and asked myself, “What separates her from the rest of the pack?” Was it the copious amounts of anal sex? The gallons of jizz she willingly swallowed? Or the diameter of her stretched out asshole? No, it wasn’t any of those things.

Instead it was that unmeasurable quality I called the XXX-Factor. The ability to own a scene. To look down the lens of a camera while she has her co-star’s cock rammed deep inside her.

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The Final Four Pornstars Left Standing Have Been Asked To Get On Their Knees

The votes are in and the winners have been crowned.

This is your Final Four!

Now, understandably, some of you may be questioning how so-and-so won over so-and-so. Well, I’ve got the cold, hard numbers to back me up on this. Remember, to get out of the Round of 8, a pornstar had to win the poles polls which you, the reader, were voting on. Based solely on physical attraction.

Hit the jump for the results (Definitely NSFW).

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