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Also making an appearance at last night’s 2011 VMA was bubblegum rapper Kreayshawn and controversy (not a rapper). Selected as MTV’s Red Carpet Host, Best New Artist nominee Kreayshawn, known for her hit single “Gucci Gucci” and her tongue in asshole attitude towards her status as some rebel fashionista, was supposed to be the bad-ass belle crashing the ball. Instead it looks like someone had the ingenious plan to steal her thunder by tweeting topless photos of her through her Twitter account. Awesome!
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother
But wait, there’s controversy!
Now normally I would use this opportunity to poke fun at that lame excuse of an excuse, but apparently it’s true. Because otherwise that would mean that she tweeted topless photos of herself while she was on the red carpet hobnobbing with other celebs. Righttt. So, either she is the stupidest bitch in the world or she is the smartest bitch in the world for coming up with the most perfect excuse that would force me to not post up the totally awesome pics of her nipple rings.
And what excuse might that be?
“They sent out wack ass tweets and promoted their odd message of anti-jew stuff and deleted my twitter.. Oh and they leaked out private photos of me while I was underage.”
That would be child pornography, brah. Homey don’t play that. But that doesn’t mean I won’t encourage you to go see the NSFW photos for yourself and tell me those aren’t some good-looking nipple rings…
Wait a minute. I thought you had to be 18 to get your nipples pierced…
Now, hold up.
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In case you weren’t watching the 2011 VMA’s show last night, Beyoncé announced on the red carpet via the baby bump and a form-fitting shower curtain that she was knocked up. As you might have already assumed Jay-Z is most likely the father.
This should make for some great baby names. So, let’s throw some out there:
LeJayBey... LaSeanBey... LeBeyJay
1. LeJayBey, LaSeanBey, LeBéyBéy, LeJayJay… – An elegant combination of the father’s and mother’s first name, this name would suit both a boy and a girl. Throw “Le” (pronounced lay) or “La” (pronounced la) in front and you’ve got a great name that exudes confidence, style, and grace — just some of the many qualities that both parents are internationally known for. Also one of the most stereotypically black names you could name your baby.
2. Lil’ Jay, Lil’ BéyBéy – Always a solid choice when naming a rapper. Just throw “Lil’” in front of a proper name and you’ve got a star in the making. Look at this list of rappers who’ve done well for themselves by naming themselves “Lil’”:
- Lil’ Bow Wow
- Lil’ Zane
- Lil’ Boosie
- Lil’ Romeo
- Lil’ Cease
- Lil’ Kim
- Lil’ Mama
- Lil’ Wayne
You see that list? Three of those artists went to prison. Three out of eight? Those aren’t bad odds at all. Not at all.
3. Young Béy – See No. 2.
4. Bértha – See what a little accent mark does to a name? It could make the most hideous sounding name come off as elegant. Bértha (pronounced bay-earth-ah) doesn’t exactly conjure up images of a hick-ass BBW like Bertha does, does it?
5. M.J. – Let’s not kid ourselves. This baby is going to have more talent in its pinky toe than you and I could ever hope for. Not to mention that its bank account will have more greenbacks in it than any credit card I could afford. This baby is already set up to be a bigger star than Will Smith’s kids and that’s saying something. So why not name the kid after the world’s best basketball player or “The King of Pop”? Jay-Z has already compared himself to Michael Jordan before and he’s also compared wifey to Michael Jackson recently, so let’s just cut the crap and name this kid M.J. With the initials M.J., this kid is destined not to lose. If he runs for president, even better. He’ll probably end world hunger and solve the budget deficit.
But in all seriousness, I hope they don’t name the kid Beyoncé Jr. or Jay-Z Jr. That’s just why too much pressure for one kid to live up to.
Now Beyoncé will never leave Jay-Z!
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