Preggers!
In case you weren’t watching the 2011 VMA’s show last night, Beyoncé announced on the red carpet via the baby bump and a form-fitting shower curtain that she was knocked up. As you might have already assumed Jay-Z is most likely the father.
This should make for some great baby names. So, let’s throw some out there:
LeJayBey... LaSeanBey... LeBeyJay
1. LeJayBey, LaSeanBey, LeBéyBéy, LeJayJay… – An elegant combination of the father’s and mother’s first name, this name would suit both a boy and a girl. Throw “Le” (pronounced lay) or “La” (pronounced la) in front and you’ve got a great name that exudes confidence, style, and grace — just some of the many qualities that both parents are internationally known for. Also one of the most stereotypically black names you could name your baby.
Lil' baby
2. Lil’ Jay, Lil’ BéyBéy – Always a solid choice when naming a rapper. Just throw “Lil’” in front of a proper name and you’ve got a star in the making. Look at this list of rappers who’ve done well for themselves by naming themselves “Lil’”:
- Lil’ Bow Wow
- Lil’ Zane
- Lil’ Boosie
- Lil’ Romeo
- Lil’ Cease
- Lil’ Kim
- Lil’ Mama
- Lil’ Wayne
You see that list? Three of those artists went to prison. Three out of eight? Those aren’t bad odds at all. Not at all.
3. Young Béy – See No. 2.
Bértha
4. Bértha – See what a little accent mark does to a name? It could make the most hideous sounding name come off as elegant. Bértha (pronounced bay-earth-ah) doesn’t exactly conjure up images of a hick-ass BBW like Bertha does, does it?
Superstar baby
5. M.J. – Let’s not kid ourselves. This baby is going to have more talent in its pinky toe than you and I could ever hope for. Not to mention that its bank account will have more greenbacks in it than any credit card I could afford. This baby is already set up to be a bigger star than Will Smith’s kids and that’s saying something. So why not name the kid after the world’s best basketball player or “The King of Pop”? Jay-Z has already compared himself to Michael Jordan before and he’s also compared wifey to Michael Jackson recently, so let’s just cut the crap and name this kid M.J. With the initials M.J., this kid is destined not to lose. If he runs for president, even better. He’ll probably end world hunger and solve the budget deficit.
But in all seriousness, I hope they don’t name the kid Beyoncé Jr. or Jay-Z Jr. That’s just why too much pressure for one kid to live up to.
Now Beyoncé will never leave Jay-Z!
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