“Well, it’s no mystery that ass has always been tits’ greatest enemy. It’s almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.“
Make the choice
“It’s the choice in life,” as so eloquently put by Charros’ owner Sebastian.
Kenny Powers has to make a choice. Does he latch on to the past or does he move on to bigger and rounder mounds? Tits vs. Ass? What’s it gonna be? They’re both fucking awesome, obviously, but if Kenny had to make a choice what would it be?
Kenny Powers is damaged goods, unable to move on from April “Twin Cannons” Buchanon. Until now. Love is in the air and Kenny grabs it by the balls before bending it over and ravaging it like a wildabeest. “All the answers he’s been searching for on the verge of totally being answered.” Not only does Kenny Powers commit to ass, he’s slowly gaining the support of the villagers. With Stevie and Catuey, Kenny’s PR campaign is in full swing. A propaganda machine so bad, it’d make North Korea blush. It’s not until a bench-clearing brawl on the baseball diamond before Kenny Powers, “The White Flame”, finally wins over the crowd.
But it’s not all good news in Eastbound & Down as Kenny’s former lackeys return to screw Kenny out of some more money. It’s another entertaining appearance by the hilarious Aaron (Deep Roy) and one that pushes Kenny to finally embrace his future. A future that does not involve 3-D.
Kenny Powers'll show you why baseball is better
Kenny Powers has finally found what he’s looking for. Over some tacos and churros at the amusement park, Kenny Powers professes his love for Vida and her incredible booty. He makes a commitment. Hold onto your dicks because Kenny Powers is about to take us on the Roller Coaster Ride of Love.
Eastbound & Down is on every Sundays at 10:30 P.M. on HBO. Estás fucking fuera!
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