“I like being fucked up. Now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a genetic thing?”
Hank starts his day off like any normal person should. With a “Good News Dance”. Good news comes courtesy of Runkle informing Hank that he’s on the hook for a gig he could do in his sleep for 100 large. Money is always good. It’s even better when it involves Sasha Bingham, who wants Hank on set to “polish” her shitty sequel dialogue. Of course, something tells me she’s looking to have more than just her dialogue polished. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge. Talking about her tits (NSFW), bro.
Life on set goes as you’d imagine. Sasha pretends to freak out and throw a tantrum. Drags Hank to her trailer. Asks to have her pussy smashed in. Unfortunately, Hank has to bounce and tend to his rockin’ daughter. Becca has taken to drinking, smoking, and partying like a rockstar — as you’d expect any 15 year old to.
On the other side of town, we watch Karen and Marcy weighing the pros and cons of a woman’s right to choose — in a clinic. You know, just like in Juno. Marcy has never been happy before and if “she’s snuffing this out, just because it’s inconvenient” then she might lose her only chance at happiness. Some good questions to ask. I always find myself asking this as I’m passing the wire-hanger to underage girls looking for a way out.
All this talk of parenting and killing babies can get depressing which is why we’re quickly introduced to a saucy little minx in the bar where all Hank needs to do for a drink is put his hand out. As they enjoy drinks over a toast to “difficult daughters”, tensions rise and it won’t be long before Hank is showing her around his hotel room. This will end badly as this saucy little turns out to be (spoiler alert!) Sasha’s mom! A word of advice to Hank Moody: Girls with mommy issues are the best type of girls to deal with.
Girls with daddy issues, on the other hand, well… they’re freaks. As Runkle finds out when he’s caught masturbating to some great looking lesbian porn — in HD! Runkle’s real estate agent walks in on him and while she might be a bit racist, she’s also got a thing for getting caught by daddy. Again, girls with daddy issues are crazy.
The rest of the episode is left to Marcy breaking the baby news to Stu, who is ecstatic, and having Hank clean up his mess. And don’t miss the great cameo by Tommy Lee. Didn’t know that #@$%er could play the piano and look classy doing it.
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