The CW, a network geared towards teenage girls, had the best looking babes show up.Which makes a lot of sense because no one likes having to watch ugly people on television, especially not teenagers.

I have no idea what show about teenage angst and vampires Arielle Kebbel is on

No way am I supposed to believe that AnnaSophia Robb turns into “Horseface”

Damn, Maggie Q may be the oldest person under contract at The CW. Still so gorgeous

Kristin Kreuk! Even Superman couldn’t lock up that body

Damnit Nina Dobrev! I might have to start watching your show about vampires

If you can name all of the shows that Willa Holland, Claire Holt, Adelaide Kane, Danielle Campbell, Aimee Teegarden, Phoebe Tonkin, Arielle Kebbel, AnnaSophia Robb, Maggie Q, Kristin Kreuk and Nina Dobrev star on, then you are not in my target demographic.

More pics of The CW’s hidden horde of beautiful women after the jump.

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“Sliding into a bathing suit and looking sexy. It’s like riding a bike” – Miranda Kerr

Clearly, Miranda Kerr hasn’t forgotten how to fit into itty bitty swimsuits and look sexy for the camera. And she seems to be in good spirits, considering that she’s already had what looks like an unfortunate(?) wardrobe malfunction on set. In fact, based off of these photos alone, it took Miranda Kerr a lot longer to realize that her tits were out than the P.A. whose initial instinct was to immediately grab a large sheet to cover Miranda Kerr’s chest with.

I’ll admit that the P.A. knew shit was about to go down

So tiny, yet so perfect!

Shake it off, Miranda. Shake it off

Seriously, how was covering Miranda Kerr’s bare tits your first reaction?

More pics of Miranda Kerr’s itty bitties after the jump (NSFW). Also in .gif form!

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How’d I know that? Because they trotted out Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo to some blocked off location in Santa Monica and had them blowing kisses into the wind — kisses that’ll never make it across my lips.

Use your tongue, Adriana Lima. More tongue

Blow harder, Lily Aldridge. Blow harder

Not so much teeth, Behati Prinsloo. Watch the teeth

What Is Sexy? Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo, hair blowing in the wind, is my definition of sexy.

More pics of sexy Victoria’s Secret models after the jump.

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Just in case you were wondering what in the hell you just watched and listened to, here’s a helpful little video from Vice’s brand new EDM blog, THUMP, explaining what EDM means to fans of the new music craze that’s taking over all the young people’s minds.

I blame it on the drugs. Or that chick Molly that everyone seems to be looking for.

Melanie Iglesias looks like a partier

Who taught Melanie Iglesias how to dress? I want to kiss him or her

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that Melanie Iglesias didn’t own a single t-shirt

And now you can add Melanie Iglesias to the list of reasons why EDM is so popular nowadays.

More pics of Melanie Iglesias and her perfect cleavage after the jump.

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Some more so than others. Which is why we rank hotties, amirite?

No. 1? No. 1 according to Maxim.

Miley Cyrus was ranked No. 1. Which I don’t really have a problem with because she’s made herself pretty available for photoshoots, tabloid headlines, and such. And she was at the forefront of the whole pixie haircut trend, which is turning out to be a good thing. As long as she continues to put out twerk videos in furry pj’s.

Kind of makes up for all the shitty videos of white girls failing at twerking.

But the party in Hollywood wasn’t just a celebration for Miley Cyrus. Hotties like Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, Dawn Olivieri, Jessica Clark, Jessica Sutta, Kellie Pickler, Natalie Pack, Pia Toscano, Bar Paly, Bria Murphy, Shayne Murphy, Zulay Henao, Kendra Wilkinson, Danielle Fishel (Topanga!), Ronda Rousey, Playmate Nikki Leigh and Janina Gavankar all also showed up to the Hollywood event celebrating Maxim’s Hot 100 list last night.

If you ranked the hotties on their ability to take a hit, Ronda Rousey would be No. 1

Topanga!!! No. 1 to any “Boy Meets World” fan

Pia Toscano didn’t win American Idol but, apparently, she won the genetic lottery

Eddie Murphy’s daughter, Bria, is a bad broad

Kendra Wilkinson knows how to dress for these kind of events

Brittney Palmer’s smile is goddamn infectious

Arianny Celeste oozes sex

Sorry I missed it. Looked like fun. Must’ve threw out my invite by accident.

More pics of Maxim’s hotties after the jump.

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