STATISTIC: A No. 12 seed has upset a No. 5 seed in 20 of the last 22 NCAA Tournaments.
There’s a reason why they call it March Madness (It’s now April #facepalm).
West Bracket – Round of 64
Since entering porn at the age of 20, Aletta Ocean has made a name for herself as one of the hottest and most impressive starlets to ever stick ram a cock between her legs. While based primarily out in Europe, Aletta Ocean has spent five months shooting stateside in 2009. According to her filmography, it looks like she’s been spending even more time filming for American production companies such as Brazzers, Digital Sin, Hustler Video, and New Sensations. As far as I know, Aletta Ocean might be the most important European import since Mercedes-Benz and spaghetti.
Jayden James is a BangBros and Brazzers staple. I’ve seen her on more episodes of Bang Bus than I’ve seen episodes of The Magic School Bus. Her 34DD-26-36 measurements fit well with most of what BangBros offers — thick, beautiful, and busty. She can also read and write. Which is an accomplishment in and of itself. Check out her blog which has made her a lot of fans and enemies. I’m a fan.
But we’re not here to judge them on their ability to point out conjunctions and string together prepositional phrases. Aletta Ocean has a great look — dark raven hair, raccoon eyes, nice full lips, great tits, and a bald snatch. It’s not hard to see why her talents were in such high demand. She also performs ATM (Ass To Mouth), which is looked very favorably upon in these parts. Anal starts at 19:12 before moving to her food hole at 26:07.
Jayden James, also spelled Jaymes, is like the trashier, sluttier, thicker version of an Aletta Ocean. She does anal, just not in this video. But she pulls off the always fun to watch upside down blowjob (20:16) before taking a hot load over all over her face (23:40).
Try finding an Aletta Ocean scene where doesn’t perform ATM. No upset here, Aletta Ocean wins impressively.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
Smell my finger… I bet it smells like an upset.
Alanah Rae is from Jersey. I won’t hold that against her. There isn’t much else known about her other than the size of her tits which were augmented from B to DD. She’s been in the industry since 2008 and hasn’t let up thanks to those newly minted Double D’s. Not the prettiest face but her work output is very consistent. She also knows how to perform a very sloppy blowjob (7:41). And the view of her tits flopping around as she rides some dick is pretty great (21:59).
Lexi Belle is basically the same girl as Alanah Rae with shorter hair and smaller tits. Usually this sort of comparison would be decided pretty easily. Unfortunately Lexi Belle is not your average pornstar. Her first blowjob? Her first porn scene. Her first time doing anal? Probably not on screen but from the way she moans from the thumb in the asshole (35:36), she must’ve done it before. And liked it.
UPSET SPECIAL! Notice the pink tutu Lexi’s wearing? Notice the pink knee high socks? Notice the pink collar around her neck? There’s a theme here. Lexi Belle has “it”. Watch the way she looks directly at the camera as she begs you to do it harder (19:11). That’s “it”. Lexi Belle by sheer determination. UPSET SPECIAL!
East Bracket – Round of 64
Brooklyn Lee is an up-and-cummer. She was awarded the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet. That award usually signals either an forthcoming flame-out or a meteoric rise up the call sheets. I’m rooting for the latter. Especially after taking that tongue (3:01) and finger (3:12) up her ass. Yeah, she’s a real impressive schoolgirl whore.
Unfortunately her ripping apart her gaping asshole was a little too much (22:17). Even for me.
London Keyes keeps things a little simpler. Built bigger and thicker than your average Asian pornstar, London Keyes is a hottie without a doubt. Her appetite for dick is transparent and while her scene is timid in comparison to the extremely graphic Brooklyn Lee, I’d rather go with the girl who won’t make me throw up after #@$%ing her in the ass. Also, you gotta appreciate an Asian broad who you can titty-fuck (14:29). Those are like one in a million.
London Keyes pulls out the upset by sticking to the fundamentals.
South Bracket – Round of 64
Battle of the MILFs.
I feel like Sienna West has been in the industry for a long ass time. Imagine the surprise when I saw that Sienna West did not enter the industry until 2007. That would make her 30 when she first started getting railed by some cock to pay the bills. She’s made her name building up her brand as that Hispanic MILF you always dreamed lived next door. And if you lived down in Miami, you’ve probably lived next door to some moms just as hot as her.
Dylan Ryder entered the industry when she was 24. She’s been working since 2004 and has really taken control of her brand after chopping the locks. Since then her brand has transformed from cute brunette to certified MILF. I really dig her style. That hair… All the hot moms have that ‘do. But not all moms titty-fuck like she does (11:27).
What it all comes down to is which mom would you rather do? The slutty one who’d beg you to clean her pool or the nice one who’d make you a sandwich afterwards? This is a difficult one, but I’ll have to go with Sienna West. She’s got the more impressive moves riding that dick (22:01).
Sienna West throws down the gauntlet.
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