For a pornstar to be considered one of the best, she must be better than just elite. She’s gotta have “it”. Whether on set, on camera, in toy form, or just plain on dick, she’s gotta maintain her perfect form while taking whatever, wherever.
Now as a man who is very much in tune with the female struggle (it’s a double edged sword, that’s why they have slits), I understand that porn is nothing more than the abject objectification of the female body. So, why not embrace it?
To go from elite to Final Four, I’ll be taking a snapshot of a body part of each pornstar in each bracket region and then ask you to judge the winner for yourselves. Now, if you’ve watched as much porn as I have this past month, maybe you’ll be able to identify which body part belongs to which pornstar (at which point I’d suggest you take a break and go outside). But I won’t be identifying anyone, so don’t go assuming any body part belongs to that pornstar. This is and should be based solely on physical attraction. Seems totally fair, right?
Remember to vote. Or die!
The Midwest Region features two pornstars with the pinkest and wettest lips in the biz right now. And I’m not talking about the ones you stick bananas in. Unless you like to eat bananas like I imagine you do… With your vaginas. Everyone loves some pink. So why not vote on some of the best in the biz?
Midwest Bracket – Round of 8
Chanel Preston vs Faye Reagan
Vote A for A
Vote B for B
Like the cop told your mom: Spread ‘em.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
