The Sweet 16 Gets Shafted So That The Girl On Top Will Eventually Be Crowned

Now there are 16. And a lot less potential for my future seed to rule the world.

With just a handful of girls still left willing to fill their hole, any hole, with some dick, the last remaining few are some of the very best left in the biz. At this point, any of the girls could win it all. That’s why I’ve developed a formula that will be as random as the tournament itself.

Welcome to the Elite 8!

Unpredictable. Unapologetic. And completely unexplainable. Don’t question it. Just take for what it is.

This way we get to the Final Four quicker and with your help the winner will eventually be crowned.

So get those tube socks ready, the Final Four is cumming. I mean coming.

Say Some Mean Shit

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