Julia Ann -Inducted into AVN Hall of Fame 2004
Lisa Ann – Inducted into AVN Hall of Fame 2009
Jada Fire -Inducted into AVN Hall of Fame 2011
Shyla Stylez -Inducted into Urban X Awards Hall of Fame 2011
All these lovely ladies deserve your love and affection.
And whatever unborn children you can sacrifice.
West Bracket – Round of 64
Do I even need to explain this one?
Lisa Ann has been in the industry since July 1993, but retired in 1997 after witnessing her first industry-wide AIDS scare. She spent her time away from the cameras dancing on stage and seeing the best/worst of what America has to offer. Kind of comforting to know that her tight young body wasn’t going to waste, right? After the novelty of dancing onstage wore off, Lisa Ann returned to the industry as a talent agent. By 2003 Lisa Ann was back in the saddle and riding cowgirl. Thank God for that.
By 2008, Lisa Ann’s comeback would get the shot it needed when she was cast as Serra Paylin in Hustler Video’s XXX parody of Sarah Palin. The rest is history.
Priya Rai is the curried spiced pornstar who entered The Game when most girls start thinking about hanging up their 16 inch heels and G-strings. She made her name by basically just being “that Indian chick”. She did more with her vagina than most girls can even think of. Facials. Squirting. Lez #@$%ing. Cream pies. Yeah, she gets freaky. Shame she didn’t capitalize on the Frida Pinto hype.
Reinventing yourself as the quintissential MILF can’t be easy. Lisa Ann wins hands down, ass up.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
Julia Ann was a legend on the Touring Stripper ring. She knew she and Janine Lindemulder had a good thing going so they started stripping as a duo — calling themselves Blondage (think The Dudley Boyz). As one half of Blondage, Julia Ann did more for the touring porn star performing at the local strip club than you can probably even fathom. After being inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2004, Julia Ann decided her pussy had enough and decided make-up was where her true passion laid. Mentoring the next young starlet was never more within reach.
BiBi Jones blew up onto the scene because she’s a cute blonde who swallows. Porn studio Digital Playground snatched up BiBi Jones early, making her the youngest starlet to be signed by DP. Since being signed BiBi Jones has appeared in 20 titles, most of those being major studio productions. She’s also very active on twitter. But perhaps her crowning moment was when she decided the best way to the top of The Game was by #@&%ing Rob Gronkowski.
Julie Ann may have retired in 2004, but her spirit lives on in BiBi Jones.
East Bracket – Round of 64
The Nubian Princess bracket.
Jada Fire may have been the hardest-working Black chick working in porn. She was a pro at the rough Black Girl sexing. Dark-skinned. Thick thighs. Big Tits. Pink pussy. She did her thing for years, performing in over 600(!) scenes, before being cast as Condi in the Hustler Video production Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? — probably her biggest role since her early performance in “Sugarwalls 8″. Since then Jada Fire has worked with almost every studio imaginable. She retired less than three months into 2012. At the very least the Thicky Thick Black Queen was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame where she will forever live in prosperity.
Misty Stone is the next black porn star on the rise. Referred to as the “Halle Berry of porn”, the light-skinned beauty looks ready to take up the mantle left behind by Jada Fire. Since entering the biz in 2006, Misty Stone has appeared in over 150 scenes where the slim starlet has been cum-swapping and creampie-ing her pussy into oblivion. Her look is very different from the traditionally dark-skinned, big titted, thick assed girls of the Urban porn scene, but she’s proved very popular with fans of Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, and Mandingo.
While Jada Fire’s performance is crazy good, Misty Stone looks ready to keep her star rising.
South Bracket – Round of 64
Shyla Stylez vs Abella Anderson
Shyla Stylez is one of my favorites. She’s a #@$%in’ titan in the adult entertainment industry. I enjoy her work immensely.
Shyla Stylez has been performing since 2001 but I feel like I’ve been jerking off to her since I discovered the internet in 1995. She’s pretty damn good at what she does so I can’t even hate on the fact that she’s a Canadian. 300 credits and a sex scandal later, Shyla Stylez was voted into the Urban X Awards Hall of Fame by her many adoring fans. And she’s still doing her thang thang (which includes lots of anal).
Abella Anderson is as green as the grass in Yankee Stadium. Accumulating only 25 credits since entering the industry as 2010, Abella Anderson is going to need a miracle to move past Shyla Stylez. She’s very pretty. And has a great round ass. She also performs anal (8:00). Does Ass-To-Mouth (7:21). And can bounce on a dick like a basketball (18:54).
I like Abella Anderson, but Shyla Stylez doesn’t look like she’s stopping any time soon. I’m gonna give Abella some more time to build up that filmography before she can even think of trying to take down Shyla Stylez.
And there you have it folks. The Round of 64 has finally been completed.
And my dick is probably broken now.
the chronic fornicator
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