Grab a rag.
These next few match-ups are going to get real messy.
West Bracket – Round of 64
The hardest match-up I’ll have to decide today.
It kind of reminds me of high school. You know, when you’ve got two girls to choose from. Do you go after the extremely whore-ish Alektra Blue or good-ol’ wholesome Melanie Rios? Which one do you keep for the spank bank and which one do you take home? I was always a big fan of the slutty whores in high school, the ones who probably wouldn’t do anal even though they only owned G-String underwear.
Alektra Blue’s appeal comes from her very striking gaze. I don’t normally notice a broad’s eyes, but Alektra Blue kind of has that blank stare going on underneath those caked up layers of mascara and eyeshadow. That kind of stare that says, “I want to bone but only after you finish cooking that meth”. I kind of like that.
Melanie Rios, on the other hand, has that wholesome, raised by two parents, look to her. Which would explain why she’s still cast as that lonely schoolgirl who can’t seem to get enough dick. She’s a lovely girl, I imagine, who just wants to be loved. Which would explain why she was with Charlie Sheen the day he collapsed from too much coke in his system.
Just going off purely physical attraction, I’ll have to go with Melanie Rios. She looks like a girl I could bring home to mom. And she looks great with a dick in her mouth (16:54).
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
Black Angelika vs Yurizan Beltran
The “Gorgeous Minority” bracket.
Remember how I said the last match-up was gonna be the hardest one to decide? I lied.
Goddamnit. I wish I didn’t seed these two smokeshows against each other. I hate myself at this very moment.
Black Angelika (I like to pronounce her name An-jel-eek-uh) is a beauty from Romania — the land of beautiful whores. At least that’s how I imagine that plot of land between Russia and Hungary. That’s where Romania is located, right? I mean… It’s gotta be in Europe because Angelika won Best European Starlet in 2009 (Hot d’Or) and 2010 (Erotixxx). Yeah, she’s legit. Gorgeous Eastern European face. Dark hair. Great ass. Tight pussy. Great frame.
Yurizan Beltran (Your-ee-zan Bel-trahn) is a Mexican beauty from LA. She’s the type of girl I hope to run into whenever I find myself roaming the sunny side of Venice Beach. She’s pretty green considering she filmed her first boy/girl scene in 2010. Five years after debuting in the adult industry. She’s smoking. She’s also a yeller, which I always always enjoy.
I don’t know who I’m gonna pick… Put a cock to my mouth and threaten me with a good time? I’ll go with Yurizan Beltran. She’s one of us. An American.
East Bracket- Round of 64
INTERESTING TIDBIT: Both girls have some Filipino in them. And I’m not talking Manny Pacquiao.
Charmane Star started way back in the 90′s (1998 to be exact). And “The Filipino Dynamite” has been hard at work since. Her work rate has slowed down as of late but her track record during 1999-2001 reads like a precursor to the Birth of an Empire. Unfortunately, her squinty eyes seem to limit the opportunities to showcase her talents. And she’s very talented at keeping her balance. Watch how she uses her core while performing a stand-up 69 (11:45). She’s got a great core.
Renae Cruz is a native New Yawker. So you know she probably gave her first blowjob in a public school stairwell. She’s got that swag about her that only girls born in New York possess… I really dig her. Unfortunately, she hasn’t been in anything new since 2011. But when she’s on camera, she’s a #@$%in’ star.
Just look at that opening number where she spends a little over 3 minutes before stripping off her panties. I enjoy a good tease. I also enjoy a girl who likes her hair pulled (22:40).
Renae Cruz by the hairs above her snatch. Even though I’m pretty sure she’s gone into hiding.
South Bracket – Round of 64
Rebecca Linares vs Havanna Ginger
Both girls like to spell their names weird. Rebecca Linares spells Rebecca with one c, while Havanna Ginger spells Havanna with one n. I suspect both girls went into adult entertainment because it was the only career that doesn’t require the ability to read or write. Sorry that was mean.
But not as mean as what I’m about to say about Havanna Ginger’s nipples. They’re nasty. She got them sugar cookie nipples. They cover about half her tits. It’s really distracting. Even when she’s giving a blowjob (5:05). And especially when she’s titty-fucking the dude (7:56). But she’s got a twin sister — who also has the same over-sized areolae. So yes, weird nipples do run in the family.
Spanish cutie Rebecca Linares has filmed over 300 scenes. She’s into anal.
Rebecca Linares wins. Havanna Ginger’s nipples are just way too weird to enjoy. And trust me, I’m into all types of weird.
the chronic fornicator
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