The Final Four Pornstars Take Center Stage In Starring Roles

When I set out to start the Pornstar Madness bracket, I did not think it would end like this — with four of the most popular pornstars left. But at the end of the day, you always go back to what you know. What you’re familiar with. Loyalty.

There is nothing more unexplainable than the loyalty that certain people share with their favorite pornstars. It’s like you questioning why your buddy would still go back to his first real girlfriend if the opportunity arose — no matter how much wider her hips and lips got after they were last together. It’s really all in the eye of the beholder. And since I’m the only one willing to jerk off to 69 different pornstars (and tell you about it!), I think I’ve earned the right to crown whoever the #@$% I want to #@$%.

So, I took a gander at the the filmography of each pornstar and asked myself, “What separates her from the rest of the pack?” Was it the copious amounts of anal sex? The gallons of jizz she willingly swallowed? Or the diameter of her stretched out asshole? No, it wasn’t any of those things.

Instead it was that unmeasurable quality I called the XXX-Factor. The ability to own a scene. To look down the lens of a camera while she has her co-star’s cock rammed deep inside her.

It is that to which I’m referring to when I say XXX-Factor.

And so what better way to measure that quality than to watch her do her thing in her most popular starring vehicle? (Extra points for having her name in the title)

South vs West Bracket – Final Four Semi-Final

Asa Akira is Insatiable vs Alexis Texas is Buttwoman

What a treat. Not only are we graced with two of the best butts in the biz, but from all accounts, these girls genuinely love their anal sex.

I won’t go into any further detail so enjoy.

Asa Akira wins.

East vs Midwest Bracket – Final Four Semi-Final

Tori Black is Pretty Filthy vs Faye Reagan Barely 18

Man, these two might not have been on my hard drive before March, but now… shiyyyet. Just look through my browser history.

Tori #@$%in’ Black.

And there we have it. The final two vying for the crown of Pornstar Madness.

Tori Black vs Asa Akira. Giggity Giggity.