The Final Four Pornstars Left Standing Have Been Asked To Get On Their Knees

The votes are in and the winners have been crowned.

This is your Final Four!

Now, understandably, some of you may be questioning how so-and-so won over so-and-so. Well, I’ve got the cold, hard numbers to back me up on this. Remember, to get out of the Round of 8, a pornstar had to win the poles polls which you, the reader, were voting on. Based solely on physical attraction.

Hit the jump for the results.

West Bracket – Round of 8 (Tits vs Ass)

Lisa Ann (22%) vs Alexis Texas (78%)

You probably could’ve guessed this one in your sleep.

Midwest Bracket – Round of 8 (Snatch)

Chanel Preston (0%) vs Faye Reagan (100%)

Also another gimme. Just had to look a little closely (check the bush/pubic area).

East Bracket – Round of 8 (Backside)

Tori Black (56%) vs Phoenix Marie (44%)

This was the closest call of the round. Went right down to the g-string.

South Bracket – Round of 8 (Gaping Asshole)

Bobbi Starr (22%) vs Asa Akira (78%)

The upset of the tournament.

And there we have it. Your final four pornstars left are:

• Asa Akira
• Tori Black
• Faye Reagan
• Alexis Texas

I wish them nothing but the best. And God help us as we look to decide a winner. Finally.